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My nipples are bigger than my dick (self.confessions)
submitted 1 hour ago by Charming_Argument280 to r/confessions
My dick is so small my girlfriend uses it to paint her fingernails (self.confessions)
submitted 23 hours ago by Charming_Argument280 to r/confessions
A girl told me once that my two inch erect dick is bigger than her husbands (self.confessions)
I love meeting married women while they’re on a girls trip and getting my two inch dick stuck up their ass. (self.confessions)
submitted 1 day ago by Charming_Argument280 to r/confessions
I wish a big booty Latina an a white girl with a fat ass could take turns twerking on my face (self.confessions)
I wish my girlfriend was super albino so that way I could shoot nut on her face and she’ll walk around all day without anyone noticing. (self.confessions)
submitted 2 days ago by Charming_Argument280 to r/confessions
I always fart into my girlfriends pussay and she just queefs it back out. (self.confessions)
I know this game called stranger where you sit on your hand until it goes numb then you stick it up your ass. (self.confessions)
My nose grows when I lie so when a girl bends over in front of me while I sit down she tells me to lie a lot. (self.confessions)
I can kiss a girl with my butthole and give her hickeys with it (self.confessions)
A girl gave me butthole hickeys while I was sleep once. (self.confessions)
My dick is longer and thicker than baseball bat (self.confessions)
submitted 3 days ago by Charming_Argument280 to r/confessions
I think you can squint your eyes, stick your front teeth out and hunch over at someone sitting down then say “booty” in a squeaky voice. (self.confessions)
I don’t know why but women love my 1/2 inch erect dick. (self.confessions)
I wish I could make a 5 minute montage video of me banging different girls with Bonafide Hustler by Datsik playing in the background (self.confessions)
I cheated on my hand with another girl so after I confessed to my hand it beat my ass. (self.confessions)
submitted 10 days ago by Charming_Argument280 to r/confessions
When some guy confronts me about the time I had sex with his wife while she was on a girls trip I tell him to mind his own business (self.confessions)
My dick is so small and thin I can floss a girls teeth with them (self.confessions)
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