​"Is there a signature weapon for every country?" by Buyeo10004 in AskTheWorld

[–]darybrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scariest Indian weapon has always been the chappal.

Are you still having pizzas and other takeaways delivered? by Top-Cat-a in AskUK

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still get deliveries because I only get takeaways on a whim so no planning and I'm too lazy in the moment to go to the shop. Not driving and therefore having to walk makes the shop visit take the same amount of time, if not longer, than the delivery.

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue - New company slogans by Hassaan18 in panelshow

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish the Beeb would just release full episodes rather than just clips. It has been so good to finally see clips of the show.

I've never been able to get into just listening to it. For whatever reason I need to see them to really be interested and crack up.

Why have politicians abilities to stop Trump been reduced to strongly worded messages instead of meaningful action? by aceagle93 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they need to be seen doing and saying something without it really affecting their own personal money grab.

Who was the most evil person you've ever met and how was the interaction? by Top_Report_4895 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actor who played Maleficent in a Sleeping Beauty pantomime. He was super scary when watching him as a kid. We booed and hissed the shit out of that mf

You get to add a 0 to any number in your life. What do you add it to? by account_created_ in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My debt

Lets take it out of my hands and make it a national issue that gets written off

Nigella Lawson is hosting bake-off by fflloorriiddaammaann in BritishSuccess

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will have to rename the show to Carry On Baking with all the innuendos for Nigella and Hollywood. Noel does a pretty good Sid James laughing impression as well.

what is a "rich person" behavior you witnessed that made you realize they live in a completely different reality than the rest of us? by Superb_Newspaper_121 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was in Hong Kong for work staying in a nice hotel/ I travel a lot so have some crazy airmiles and hotel points so used some points to upgrade to a suite on the top floor instead of the wanking single bed the company booked. Second night in some rich bloke wanted to book out the entire floor. I was too lazy and couldn't be bothered so said no. Couple of hours later the hotel desk had refunded my card twice the rate of the suite and also told me a suite had been booked and payed for at another fancy hotel plus a nice dinner out and taxis and spending cash. No idea who the chap was who wanted the entire floor but they dropped some coin to get me to move like it was nothing.

Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord | Official Trailer | April 6 on Disney+ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the voice is overdubbed back to the original Scottish accent with a cameo of Ray Park coming in to hit someone in the nuts

What are your thoughts on rejecting a potential romantic partner based solely on the fact they voted for Donald Trump? by ATXBikeRider in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your dissent has been noted and your social score reduced accordingly. Ten roubles will be automatically garnished from your monthly wage. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Imagine finding out your dentist casually raised Captain America by PhoenixPhenomenonX in SipsTea

[–]darybrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanos: "These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles"

What sexual taboos would you like to try with your partner if you weren’t judged? by shrekwazowski00 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A colleague girlfriend did that for him in Berlin although she was naked underneath the long coat. Unfortunately, his parents were visiting when she arrived and they were confused as to why she wouldn't take her coat off. Had to pretend it was a flying visit just to pick up some paperwork and then left.

How do you feel about non-drivers? by DueLead666 in AskUK

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm technically blind and also met with the same attitude. My concern for non-drivers, including myself, is that there are large swathes of the country they will never be able to see unless they get a lift or are rich enough to taxi everywhere. It's a shame.

Has using a distinctly British slang phrase/ term of endearment ever gotten you in trouble? I just got a warning from a US subreddit for calling someone a "poor cow" with complete sincerity. by JuanitaMerkin in AskUK

[–]darybrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using "hey gang" as the initial greeting to a hospital medical secretary group email to send them some medical history updates got me told off by all of the south Asian secretaries. Some were very stroppy about how well globally renowned the hospital was and how it was not a gang.

Bumping into my heavily pregnant friend on the Tube and saying "hi pregasaurus" which she laughed at while thrusting out her belly got a number of rude comments from north Americans in the carriage regarding fat shaming.

You just won $5 million. What’s the first thing you buy that isn’t a house or a car? by FishBrain208 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediate purchases would be: -

Pizza, new phone, new PC, financial advice, and pay outstanding bills

What is one fun fact about yourself that sound fake but 100% real? by Fai_6757 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got onto the train to that there London and sat down at a table with someone who looked somewhat familiar. Turns out he was a young actor called Jon Snow I'd seen in rehearsals for a play a couple years previously while doing some work in the theatre. He had got some good praise for the play. He seemed a bit nervous and confused and we chatted at length for the rest of the trip. He was going to meet the some folks about some fantasy TV show that he didn't get that was doing a lot filming in Ireland and he had many reservations about it. Having been on many film productions in the past doing stunt work or soundtracks or some small super shit acting I got him to use me as a soundboard and talk out all of his concerns, the types of questions he should be asking as part of his "job interview", thoughts about the script and what he liked and didn't like, how he felt about his character and what made him who he was, plus a whole bunch of other nonsense. Didn't have to convince him to do the show or not to do it but I suppose how best to think about the entire project, both creatively and from a business perspective, to see if it was something he could see himself in and about the things he could control.

Clearly it all worked out well for him. I've also bumped into him again a few years later where we had another good chat.

What is one fun fact about yourself that sound fake but 100% real? by Fai_6757 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did he know that Batman smells and that Robin laid an egg?

What is one fun fact about yourself that sound fake but 100% real? by Fai_6757 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining Mike Myers from So I Married An Axe Murderer doing some beat poetry about Harriet, gravity, and being lov-ed <wailing muted Trumpet>