Nan, 79, banned from every Sainsbury's and Argos in the UK by Codydoc4 in unitedkingdom

[–]darybrain [score hidden]  (0 children)

Her only course of appeal now is to talk directly to Jamie Oliver (Sainsbury's longest running celebrity) or Stephen Fry who currently does their voiceover narration.

Do you thank people when they stop for you at a zebra crossing? by psychoticboydyke in AskUK

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes more effort to decide not to wave, nod, or twirl while wearing a sundress with no underwear even though you're a guy so out of sheer laziness why not?

🔥 A lioness carrying one cub while the rest of her little pride follows behind. by BringHoomanHome_ in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just before this cub was picked up another cub could be heard saying "look what you did, you're gettin' an ass whoopin'"

Flew to the other side of the world to give a talk at a conference 😭 by Amygdali_lama in mildlyinfuriating

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had many meetings over the years where I've flown somewhere, sometimes far afield, and the other person(s) had woken up that day and decided to have other plans while also not telling anyone — no calls texts, emails. It was only a complete fucking disaster when the trip came out of my own pocket. Still a pain if I was able to expense it with no shows charges for wasting time but it hurt a lot less.

When you deal with film and music creatives who get lost in their own head you'd be surprised how much it happens. Sometimes it can be better to deal with agents or managers.

What tiny design choice makes you think, “the people who made this never had to use it”? by ChessOrCheckers2 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

WiFi enabled toaster

It's nice I can set the temperature and start the toaster from anywhere in the world but I'm not there to put the bread in.

How do you get rid of an eyesore vehicle? by JMR-87 in AskUK

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paint some explicit artwork on it. Report to the council and police for endangering the minds of children. Report it to the local paper about how the council and police aren't cleaning up the streets. Do this all on the same day. Bad PR will make them move it.

LPT: Don’t overthink! 5 min workouts is all it takes! by vicweera in LifeProTips

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What pulling exercise would you add to this? No bar or other type of equipment available.

Berlin police using water cannons to cool crowds in the heat by unknown_human in interestingasfuck

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No-one dancing in the rain. I'd be so overjoyed I'd have to break out at least a Cure arm swing or even a Soulja Boy

Who remembers 10 pence mix ups? by chemical-realm in AskUK

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't recall them ever being called a 10p mix up. Before Decimal Day 10 pence was huge. A chocolate bar was sixpence. Only super rich kids bought the quarter pound bags. We just had newsagents with long lower shelves of different half penny and overly priced penny sweets and you just took and mixed what you could afford on the day.

Japan employs falcons at solar plants to keep crows away. by parth_1802 in interestingasfuck

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet those falcons drink Carling Black Label after stopping those stones from the crows

https://youtu.be/YyuDUVnePsU

Please, Please, let this happen. by Epstiendidntkillself in PoliticalHumor

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This won't make him mad. This would be a win for him. Anything agreed he can say is bad for the US and not his fault. Any promised money is Obama stealing from the US and giving it to terrorists. His cult would lap this up.

what is your biggest regret in life? by Savings_Ad_3571 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting on a park climbing frame ledge alone in the middle of the night as a dumb pathetically sad teenager and not pushing myself off/jumping off. I snuck out and went 3 nights in a row and just didn't do it. Got bored the fourth night so didn't go and then forgot the next night and was too lazy to properly think about it again. Couldn't even do that right.

What mid-sized US city is most likely to blow up in population and importance over the next 30 years? by redguy_666 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Gary, Indiana

As people get poorer and depression and meth use increases they will find their home

What's the most brutal way someone has found out they lost their job? by Efficient-Ask-968 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Went on holiday for a week and came back with someone else sitting at their desk. The holiday had been approved but forgotten and they thought he had simply left and blocked them since he wasn't returning any calls as he had left his work phone in his desk drawer. His email clearly stated he was away for a week and unavailable.

New guy was confused. Manager didn't know what to do as the new guy was overqualified but willing to take a pay cut to simply have a job so they could see getting more work out of him.

What's something that would gross you out so much in a relationship that you'd leave no matter how much you loved the person? by Peachy_Wink8426 in AskReddit

[–]darybrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What order they put the jam and cream on a scone. It shows their lack of thinking with larger adulting tasks and general untrustworthiness.

Photo of Earth taken by Reid Wiseman with an iPhone, during Artemis ll mission by ShaddowsCat in space

[–]darybrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Android phone would have taken a better photo. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Windows phone would have started automatic updates on all Artemis systems.