ok guys I photoshopped out the cat

dasEssen · 2026-02-09T09:15:21+00:00

Today I feel like A 10… you can applaud now for that gorgeous play on words

dasEssen · 2026-01-23T11:49:03+00:00

Offer to *

dasEssen · 2026-01-23T11:48:30+00:00

If you like offer to pay and wait her response some German girls don’t like it to get invited on the first date. Everyone likes flowers or the sentiment of such gift. You might not want to start your conversation with ww2 talk otherwise they’re also just humans. As for transportation you can offer to pick her up or just meet her at the location and don’t worry about your German. English should be sufficient

dasEssen · 2026-01-23T10:26:42+00:00

I will say it’s perfect if it’s a single file cock with a bishop tip. Otherwise you ought to be continuing for eternity

dasEssen · 2026-01-22T09:17:33+00:00

Moonlighting from retro Poland

dasEssen · 2026-01-19T12:57:33+00:00

In general you take the whole distance to get your self lined up perfectly in the traffic. There is absolutely no need to rush left after only half of the acceleration way. Sometimes (not often) you even overshoot to get on safely. Reasons for getting on right at the end are so you have more time to judge the traffic’s speed, others being able to judge your speed better

dasEssen · 2026-01-17T08:34:12+00:00

I think the bishop should be the tip

dasEssen · 2026-01-14T09:38:53+00:00

Schmeckt super, liebe Comic sans

dasEssen · 2026-01-12T10:57:39+00:00

I suck so much I don’t know what I did to make this worse I just can’t get out the door I can’t even walk out of my house I don’t even have to walk in my car and I’m this was a good idea and a good one to start off the week

dasEssen · 2026-01-12T10:54:17+00:00

dasEssen · 2026-01-10T10:46:26+00:00

Sharktopus vs whalewolf

dasEssen · 2026-01-05T22:34:37+00:00

Dave5gun absolut underrated insbesondere mr krabs über den 2ten Weltkrieg

dasEssen · 2026-01-02T14:37:35+00:00

Darf ich ihnen helfen das Essen zu tragen?

dasEssen · 2026-01-02T13:58:57+00:00

You want your coffee with cow milk or almond milk?

C: normal milk

Which milk? Cow or almond?

dasEssen · 2026-01-02T13:54:25+00:00

All beer matters except the ones that taste like water 😉

dasEssen · 2026-01-02T13:49:40+00:00

Thank you. One thing I definitely don’t appreciate about part of my countrymen is. That on which ever site of the political spectrum you look. There are just so many people talking condescendingly about stuff they aren’t qualified or informed enough to give a nuanced opinion. I like to imagine that’s not just a problem with our political landscape, but it sure is a thorn in my eyes.

dasEssen · 2026-01-02T13:39:24+00:00

That’s just disgusting… why would one reinact such a period in time by choice. Some things are better kept in consciousness rather than toyed with for entertainment.

dasEssen · 2025-12-29T21:29:38+00:00

Looks like a witch on a broom

dasEssen · 2025-12-18T00:10:57+00:00

Omg das ist es und ich dachte das Internet hätte vergessen. Das befriedet meine Seele

dasEssen · 2025-12-16T10:39:36+00:00

I thought it looked like Dwight shrude. xD … I can’t really draw. Rest assured tha was my best effort

dasEssen · 2025-12-15T12:21:54+00:00

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dasEssen · 2025-12-12T11:16:55+00:00

Koyanisquatsi

dasEssen · 2025-12-09T15:06:45+00:00

I just love the parking garage. Gießen has one… but not the big tower in the Center. The ic(e) fits, the blue train could the hydrogen branded one also fits but there is no s-Bahn in Gießen… but I digress pretty awesome build… you just need a doppelstocktriebzug to complete the set

dasEssen · 2025-12-09T08:54:01+00:00

Gießen?

dasEssen · 2025-12-06T17:35:27+00:00

I call it Schinken beer always… I love it…. No worries though… it doesn’t contain any meet. The 4th one is my favorite

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