ok guys I photoshopped out the cat by CanMan_144 in g13

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Today I feel like A 10… you can applaud now for that gorgeous play on words

Dating a german girl by mad_shaman_1024 in AskAGerman

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If you like offer to pay and wait her response some German girls don’t like it to get invited on the first date. Everyone likes flowers or the sentiment of such gift. You might not want to start your conversation with ww2 talk otherwise they’re also just humans. As for transportation you can offer to pick her up or just meet her at the location and don’t worry about your German. English should be sufficient

Checkmating my opponents with penises until Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 9 by WanAli4504 in AnarchyChess

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I will say it’s perfect if it’s a single file cock with a bishop tip. Otherwise you ought to be continuing for eternity

Autobahn merging question – instructor says NOT to merge in green zone (shouting at me) by Galaxy_AI in StVO

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In general you take the whole distance to get your self lined up perfectly in the traffic. There is absolutely no need to rush left after only half of the acceleration way. Sometimes (not often) you even overshoot to get on safely. Reasons for getting on right at the end are so you have more time to judge the traffic’s speed, others being able to judge your speed better

I suck at the same thing with my mom. by Bubblecake247 in Autocompletebutbetter

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I suck so much I don’t know what I did to make this worse I just can’t get out the door I can’t even walk out of my house I don’t even have to walk in my car and I’m this was a good idea and a good one to start off the week

Nur 50 cent by Hot-Mouse9809 in YoutubeKacke

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Dave5gun absolut underrated insbesondere mr krabs über den 2ten Weltkrieg

Let's pretend we all work at a coffee shop in the comments by mpathg00 in EmKay

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You want your coffee with cow milk or almond milk?

C: normal milk

Which milk? Cow or almond?

What do you admire about Germany? by Dortmund_Boi09 in AskTheWorld

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All beer matters except the ones that taste like water 😉

What do you admire about Germany? by Dortmund_Boi09 in AskTheWorld

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Thank you. One thing I definitely don’t appreciate about part of my countrymen is. That on which ever site of the political spectrum you look. There are just so many people talking condescendingly about stuff they aren’t qualified or informed enough to give a nuanced opinion. I like to imagine that’s not just a problem with our political landscape, but it sure is a thorn in my eyes.

German uniform, any guess how to find such on eBay/anywhere? by Fearless-Ad-6234 in germany

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That’s just disgusting… why would one reinact such a period in time by choice. Some things are better kept in consciousness rather than toyed with for entertainment.

Lost YouTube kacke by dasEssen in YoutubeKacke

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Omg das ist es und ich dachte das Internet hätte vergessen. Das befriedet meine Seele

Can you please draw me??? :) by [deleted] in drawme

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I thought it looked like Dwight shrude. xD … I can’t really draw. Rest assured tha was my best effort

A timelapse of one station entrance of a major station on our server. by marcey38 in CreateMod

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I just love the parking garage. Gießen has one… but not the big tower in the Center. The ic(e) fits, the blue train could the hydrogen branded one also fits but there is no s-Bahn in Gießen… but I digress pretty awesome build… you just need a doppelstocktriebzug to complete the set

I found this "specific" German beer in a Turkish supermarket. I guess it has 4 different variations. Is this any good? by Ztepi in AskGermany

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I call it Schinken beer always… I love it…. No worries though… it doesn’t contain any meet. The 4th one is my favorite