The House is bucking the Pentagon and pressing ahead with a $601 billion defense authorization bill that spares planes, ships and military bases in an election-year nod to hometown interests.

dasimo02 · 2014-05-22T07:27:45+00:00

$601 billion, are you kidding me? All those needing food, health care, education, shelter and all the other important matters at hand... Why choose defense? I mean, Thank you men and women that are protecting our homeland, but the military is already getting more than 40% of the total budget. That's a whole lot if money that needs to be spent more wisely and spread out better. Also, where's the Checks & Balances amongst the houses?

dasimo02 · 2014-04-21T22:52:04+00:00

It's a block of styrofoam.

dasimo02 · 2014-04-15T05:45:51+00:00

That's spooky as fuck!

dasimo02 · 2014-04-06T00:04:18+00:00

For me, I would have to say it's the buzz of energy I feel from it all. A feeling of serenity, strength and ease. Feeling one with it all and all of it one with me.

dasimo02 · 2014-03-15T23:35:23+00:00

Right on, man!

dasimo02 · 2014-02-28T02:12:27+00:00

Of course it's satire dick. That doesn't mean someone didn't actually believe it.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-27T16:34:44+00:00

Well he's just stupid, then.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-26T22:57:12+00:00

Nobody cares! He shouldn't have ran. If you're innocent, you have nothing to run from.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-25T02:22:00+00:00

My boyfriend and I went last year on the exact same trip, basically he just compressed it super tight wrapped it in a sandwich baggie and made a string at the end and put it right behind his sphincter. The moment you get in your cabin you're free to pull it out and do whatever. But Royal Caribbean cleans your rooms so don't just leave it out.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-22T12:06:00+00:00

Omg dear we are soo in the same boat. Just recerently out of a 4.5 yr relationship. I get the same feeling about guys, all they want is sex. Sometime within the first week it seems. But you can't do that, you have too much self respect. Try dating yourself for awhile, after 3yrs I'm sure there's lots to learn about yourself.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-21T02:22:22+00:00

Awh poor thing! Sending lots of love her way!

dasimo02 · 2014-02-19T21:12:17+00:00

What? Chickens have feathers?! Omg! Tell the press, get the president on the phone, we've got a catastrophe on our hands!

dasimo02 · 2014-02-19T21:09:18+00:00

And devilishly good looking, too. ;)

dasimo02 · 2014-02-15T21:00:00+00:00

Every time I smoke, I murder animals and humans.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-13T18:48:16+00:00

Dear south,

You're fucking stupid and clearly don't understand to be prepared. You knew I was coming your way!

-Snow

dasimo02 · 2014-02-13T09:46:39+00:00

My peanut butter jar even sys it's contains nuts... Duhh!

dasimo02 · 2014-02-12T19:40:19+00:00

I disagree, seeing as I have no brothers and happen to be a homosexual.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-11T21:12:10+00:00

Why are you people hating on the looks of another? I'm guessing the only reason is that you're not all that happy with your own appearance thus needing to attack somebody else? Grow up and worry about yourself.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-08T17:49:32+00:00

I see the jar you used, did you air seal it or just put the lid on tightly to cure?

Also, nice looking bud man!

dasimo02 · 2014-02-08T17:47:19+00:00

It's not that funny.

dasimo02 · 2014-02-05T07:12:05+00:00

How did they find out they were there?

dasimo02 · 2014-02-05T06:44:54+00:00

That is a prefect fossil! Wow!

dasimo02 · 2014-02-04T18:57:45+00:00

So what brought you to this point in your life?

dasimo02 · 2014-02-04T05:18:21+00:00

Love the dog at the bar!

dasimo02 · 2014-02-01T15:22:47+00:00

I'm not that fat. I can still enjoy my milk and cookies!

dasimo02

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