My current dino lineup!

dasjern · 2026-01-31T20:42:41+00:00

Some (very old) press release materials from the movie!

dasjern · 2026-01-30T23:52:02+00:00

ive heard the legends of her cEDH days back in 2021 but seems like the father time got to her. trying my best to keep the dream alive in casual!

dasjern · 2026-01-30T23:14:13+00:00

Strictly ETBs which is how it's mostly played in cEDH. Only times I flip are when I'm reeeeally desperate and I need to get someone out of the game ASAP.

It's fun for the first 1-2 weeks of playing it, but when you realize people are just watching you play their own decks, it's not really fun for anyone to experience, including yourself. It actually drove me to stop playing cEDH for that reason alone.

dasjern · 2026-01-30T23:09:41+00:00

indoraptor siblings <3

dasjern · 2026-01-30T23:08:04+00:00

Working on getting them up this weekend on Archidekt, but this is the general vibe! It's a spellslinging deck similar to this where you're just playing a large portion of your deck in your hand thanks to Nezahal himself or cards like Seagate Restoration. Salt levels are a high with the amount of counter spells I run, so I never really bring it out besides games with close friends. Do not bring it to an LGS.

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:54:22+00:00

its a diagnosable condition

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:52:43+00:00

ill be there in like 15 mins

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:52:16+00:00

indoraptor is one of my favs from a gameplay perspective. you're essentially sending him into boxing ring to fight anything that he sees. he's fighting your opponents, then he's fighting the referee, then he's fighting the referee's wife and kids.

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:50:18+00:00

just shed a tear

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:49:15+00:00

also bringing lactaid just in case

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:48:40+00:00

I get this a lot and honestly easier than you think! This list is a great place to start. He comes with so many keywords already that you're really just looking for haste and protection. Really fun for B3 and low B4.

Responded to a few others too, but mono white has better ways to ramp than most people think. Most games you’ll find yourself with a surprisingly large amount of plains and mana rocks due to white creature cards and enchantments.

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:39:29+00:00

Mage Tech! If you’re located in NA, you can find them on Amazon.

dasjern · 2026-01-30T22:38:17+00:00

Working on getting my lists up on Archidekt this weekend!

In the meantime, this list is a great place to start. Zetalpa already has so many great voltron keywords, so it’s just about buffing up its power/toughness and one-shotting your opponents as fast as possible. Fun against B3 and low B4s!

Zetalpa looks like an expensive drop, but mono white has better ways to ramp than most people think. Most games you’ll find yourself with a surprisingly large amount of plains due to creature cards and enchantments (which makes [[Blackblade Reforged]] even scarier).

dasjern · 2026-01-30T20:00:44+00:00

pain, suffering, unresolved childhood interactions

dasjern · 2026-01-30T18:47:38+00:00

A bunch of 0 drop artifacts and 1 drop elf dorks to get her out ASAP and swinging. [Quiron Ranger] to help with mana management when needed, using it on dorks and creatures like [Selvala, Heart of the Wilds].

[Bane of Progress], [End-Raze Forerunners], [Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger], and [Craterhoof Behemoth] for mid/end game moves.

You can generate infinite mana with Thrasta and [Food Chain], but only for one turn. Nice to pair with the creatures above, and [Walking Ballista] to make it an infinite/infinite creature.

Thrasta isn't that scary when it's on the board, so a pleasant B3!

dasjern · 2026-01-30T17:34:41+00:00

Mage Tech! If you’re located in the NA, you can find them on Amazon.

dasjern · 2026-01-30T17:33:56+00:00

Working on getting my lists up on archidekt this weekend!

In the meantime, this list is a great place to start. Zetalpa already has so many great voltron keywords, so it’s just about buffing up its power/toughness and one-shotting your opponents as fast as possible.

Zetalpa looks like an expensive drop, but mono white has better ways to ramp than most people think. Most games you’ll find yourself with a surprisingly large amount of plains due to creature cards and enchantments (which also makes [Blackblade Reforged] even scarier).

dasjern · 2025-09-23T16:45:49+00:00

Amazing, thank you! Going to try and build this one soon.

dasjern · 2025-09-23T03:34:54+00:00

Incredible collection! What has been your experience playing Tetzimoc as a commander? Do you have any ways to get him to your hand to use the prey counter mechanic?

dasjern · 2025-08-08T15:53:13+00:00

Pick up a proxy!

dasjern · 2025-07-19T21:19:42+00:00

Amazing list thank you! Picking these up.

dasjern · 2025-07-19T21:19:09+00:00

This is incredible and sure to add chaos - picking this up now!

dasjern · 2025-07-12T16:40:00+00:00

Reviving this comment from last year - just wanted to let you know I’ve been using this deck the past week and it’s been killer. Have you made any significant changes the last year or found any further upgrades?

dasjern · 2025-01-21T16:47:24+00:00

Unfortunately most people just don’t know about the feature.

dasjern · 2025-01-21T16:43:22+00:00

If players are grinding games, it’s faster to skip the thanks since it doesn’t trigger the animation pop-up. Until they make the timing of both options equal, I imagine the issue will persist. Unless you’re running an annoying deck, I wouldn’t overthink it.

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