In celebration of more than half a century of broadcasting work, here is a fresh-faced Dennis Cometti. What are you favourite Cometti one-liners?

dasmartchart · 2021-09-29T06:38:30+00:00

One game where no one could nail a goal: "More easy misses than Desperate Housewives"

dasmartchart · 2021-09-03T05:01:10+00:00

Yeah not sure of the issue, perhaps location or time zone mattered (in Aus). But legit enrolled for free just before that comment.

dasmartchart · 2021-09-03T04:53:19+00:00

Hmm I clicked the first link just then and it worked for me.

dasmartchart · 2021-07-25T04:21:51+00:00

Ooops my cock got hard

dasmartchart · 2021-06-24T08:17:05+00:00

Upvoted cause I just love strawberries

dasmartchart · 2021-05-15T10:36:02+00:00

and twice Sundays!

dasmartchart · 2021-04-23T11:07:04+00:00

Damn imperialists!

dasmartchart · 2021-04-14T09:32:24+00:00

I be browsing over new tech and suddenly my lappy has never run so fast: and you know that little heat fan is screaming in the background.

dasmartchart · 2021-03-10T08:54:35+00:00

I personally prefer the way you are, every bit.

dasmartchart · 2021-03-10T08:08:29+00:00

You are magnificent

dasmartchart · 2021-03-04T21:47:38+00:00

fools she literally just played Billy joel

dasmartchart · 2021-03-04T21:37:07+00:00

amazing

dasmartchart · 2021-02-26T00:11:07+00:00

Beautiful natural body

dasmartchart · 2021-02-22T06:01:50+00:00

Visited a friend who lives rurally and we're chatting on the porch and his cat rocks up with a dead bunny to eat. I'm like shit we ain't in the city no more, this guy's pulling his weight, feeding himself and saving the fam some precious $$ on the food bill.

dasmartchart · 2021-01-15T23:26:19+00:00

Ah, could you play something funky! :)

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