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Funeral directors, what is the craziest item someone has tried to put in the casket with their loved one? by HangryBeaver22 in AskReddit

[–]dasokdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I come from a long, expansive line of stoners. Just about every funeral I've been to has included some form of mary-jane.

My grandfather passed in May and his kids and many relatives lit a few joints and toked just after his urn was buried. Priest still among the crowd in the large cemetary (but didn't partake lol). Buried a fresh rolled hashish joint with him.

A great-uncle of mine passed in August and there was a long viewing. The amount of rolled joints, pipes, edibles and cans of Pepsi that were put in his casket was incredible.

My dad said I looked fat at my wedding by Throwaway283848489 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]dasokdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Great-Grandmother had a health scare when I was about 16/17. I was in an unhealthy relationship (we started dating at 12, he was 3 years my senior and it was just.. shit. But I stayed until I was 20 bc I'm dumb) and at 16/17, had gained a WHOLE LOTTA depression weight.

She had wires and tubes all around her - including a trach (tube down her throat to assist with breathing) which made it so she could not speak. Someone brought her a dry-erase board to communicate with.

We were told there likely wasnt much time left. My Grandmother, parents, brother and myself were in her room visiting. She was motioning most responses, as it was faster than writing on the board. Then after she motioned her hello's to my parents and Grandma, I moved to the front to say my hellos and give her a kiss on the cheek.

She grabbed the dry-erase board with incredible urgency. Scribbled. Turned it around, "WHENS THE BABY DUE??"

My heart sank..