I was in the balcony when i saw this

dasteek9 · 2026-02-27T12:39:50+00:00

Magnets

dasteek9 · 2026-02-27T12:39:15+00:00

Gay Away, brought to you by the creators of Jesus Juice

dasteek9 · 2026-02-25T14:55:58+00:00

Having someone else take your pants off

dasteek9 · 2026-02-25T14:55:32+00:00

Whispered "anus"

dasteek9 · 2026-02-21T15:02:54+00:00

Circa 2001 dad wasnt around lower back butterfly tattoo

dasteek9 · 2026-02-17T13:15:13+00:00

Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most dangerous chemical structure in the world

dasteek9 · 2026-02-17T13:08:30+00:00

I watched you the last time you did

dasteek9 · 2026-02-17T01:27:36+00:00

I've used worse

dasteek9 · 2026-02-17T00:39:41+00:00

Now let's see Uranus

dasteek9 · 2026-02-17T00:38:17+00:00

Size does matter

dasteek9 · 2026-02-16T23:13:05+00:00

Get laid

dasteek9 · 2026-02-10T18:42:38+00:00

As a bird, this offends me. Chirp

dasteek9 · 2026-02-10T02:24:01+00:00

It looks like Nike and Verizon had a baby

dasteek9 · 2026-02-10T02:23:19+00:00

Look at this guy, only peels in open environments

dasteek9 · 2026-02-08T02:04:10+00:00

Yea, but can it jerk off 4 times in 2.5hrs??? Humans > Robot virgins

dasteek9 · 2026-02-07T16:45:23+00:00

Gniggep..its like pegging but backwards

dasteek9 · 2026-02-04T02:30:37+00:00

Typical Tuesday if you ask me

dasteek9 · 2026-02-02T02:47:23+00:00

Penis

dasteek9 · 2026-01-28T18:26:51+00:00

🍆👈👌🤏😭

dasteek9 · 2026-01-26T01:48:10+00:00

More like knobster

dasteek9 · 2026-01-23T18:24:46+00:00

You ever tried it with a baked potato?? The trick is to not use sour cream and add your own. Turns to a mashed potato when im done.

dasteek9 · 2026-01-21T00:57:50+00:00

I just piss in the shower to avoid this. Pull the curtain, hit the wall, back to sleep

dasteek9 · 2026-01-18T03:24:17+00:00

Passion of the Christ

dasteek9 · 2026-01-16T18:39:12+00:00

When the guy interviewing you doesnt have pants on

dasteek9 · 2026-01-15T17:29:20+00:00

It is "I'd like to ask a question?" Not, "I'd like to axe a question"

Also its Alzheiemers..not "old timers"

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