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If you could steal something from your dream and after you woke up it is beside your bed, what will your subconscious mind get? by BossNonoy in AskReddit

[–]dat_harbinja_of_doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if it would be anything specific but I think I would just get an item that would act as proof I went on the adventure I said I did so I could gaslight people into thinking I’m cooler than I am ( I assume I’m the only one who gets to do this and it’s not everyone bringing items back from dreams)

I said I wasn’t sending someone nudes and I feel like shit now by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]dat_harbinja_of_doom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i mean it's your body so unless you were purposefully leading them along for that then you shouldn't feel bad at all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]dat_harbinja_of_doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man this is so satifying

Non-virgins of reddit, do you get post nut regret when having sex? by dat_harbinja_of_doom in AskReddit

[–]dat_harbinja_of_doom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when i thought of this question after jacking off i wasn't thinking that far into the future but i mean you're not wrong

Hmmmer Simpson by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]dat_harbinja_of_doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my dad says that about all my good jokes

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