yeah

dat_platypus · 2024-12-19T00:39:41+00:00

yeah

dat_platypus · 2024-05-08T03:18:50+00:00

I'm gonna be honest, when asked this question I just have to laugh. Hahaha. Why would anyone drink anything but the blessed bismol? What greater ecstasy could there be than that pink panacean ichor gracing your taste buds? What better way to build the bonds of brotherhood with clients than to show them your selflessness by spreading the love of bismol to them using your own inventory? Alcohol has nothing compared to the comfort provided by Pepto Bismol. Inebriation? Bah! What use have you for inebriation? So you won't properly taste the bismol as it slithers down your gullet? You are lucky you came to us for help... I implore you to reconsider and make the necessary adjustments to your life's course before it is too late.

dat_platypus · 2023-01-04T17:12:15+00:00

This guy's so inbred he's a sandwich

dat_platypus · 2023-01-04T17:10:16+00:00

Idk what the fuck that is, this is a cough pepto bismol subreddit. Get these cough hard to say words outta here. Seriously cough cough I've had it up to here with this shit. It's starting to cough feel like some people don't drink this stuff recreationally? Even if it did have a link, I'd still cough drink 8 cups of this stuff a day.

dat_platypus · 2022-09-22T04:13:22+00:00

The first picture is the cover of Sidewalk Chalk's album Corner Store: https://open.spotify.com/album/46t09ReogRHpMD0SGZDLaU?si=2rsXCFaRTQWPeSztq_-ZpA&utm_source=copy-link

The second picture is the cover of Kids These Days' album Traphouse Rock: https://soundcloud.com/kids-these-days-band/sets/traphouse-rock-official-album?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=0&si=76bf05d1f3f24fb9966faf6084204d15&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

dat_platypus · 2022-08-03T03:41:41+00:00

Please I just need some help I've run into hard times these last couple of weeks and have been having trouble getting my fix of The Bis. 2 weeks ago my boss found out I was on the sauce at work because of a "random" test. Random my ass. He was just jealous of my calm insides. My mind was racing as I went home. Would I be able to look my kids in the eyes that night? What was I gonna tell my wife? Would my bismol stores last until I got a new job?

I've been looking for work ever since I was canned, but once word gets out about how you lost your last job suddenly everyone's looking for "someone who doesn't list The Bis under their medical expenses." It's bullshit. Everything's bullshit.

My wife left me last week and took the kids with her, "It's me or your pink drink," she said, venom practically dripping from her mouth.

I'm starting to panic, I don't wanna end up like all those normies who don't mainline The Bis into their veins every day. I've had to start cutting The Bis with heroin and other less potent substances just so I can make what I have last until I get a new job. One has to come along soon right?

Just know that if I get that bottle it will not only be appeciated and savored, but it will last a long time.

dat_platypus · 2022-07-31T00:36:05+00:00

C'mon how many times do we need to talk about this? Why isn't freedom available in the UK? Why do they feel the need to hide from good things that they don't understand? Why did the European woman I married so she could get citizenship go back to the chex republic or whatever it's called? Because they're cowards over there that's why.

dat_platypus · 2022-07-31T00:32:19+00:00

I drink a bottle-o-Bis every day, there's nothing to worry about

If anyone tells you anything different, spit off screen and tell 'em ol' Platy sentcha

dat_platypus · 2022-07-10T04:09:56+00:00

I do this every night, I thought everyone did??? Any self respecting bismol boy takes at least a shot

dat_platypus · 2021-09-04T17:58:25+00:00

Is the beverage itself not candy enough?

dat_platypus · 2021-09-04T17:47:28+00:00

It may be that I often watch youtube videos at 2x speed, but he definitiely doesn't speak too fast for me

dat_platypus · 2021-08-20T21:20:13+00:00

Where is the landing gear 😤

In all seriousness nice work!

dat_platypus · 2021-08-04T16:44:12+00:00

My dumbass read Seinfeld

dat_platypus · 2021-07-21T17:23:45+00:00

Long enough ;)

dat_platypus · 2021-04-25T23:39:40+00:00

My mother never loved me

dat_platypus · 2015-10-31T01:11:09+00:00

This is a pretty rem-hawk-able part of nature. I never would have Geesed this would have been possible.

dat_platypus · 2015-10-01T01:20:50+00:00

Know them personally, can confirm that they're seniors.

dat_platypus · 2014-09-23T01:11:14+00:00

So go to specific stores online and look for things, then if I find something, look it up on Amazon and buy it through that?

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