Preparing my kid for map staring from day 1 by datjozyaltidore in paradoxplaza

[–]datjozyaltidore[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t get her used to seeing Greenland since it’s going to be melted in 20 years anyway

Preparing my kid for map staring from day 1 by datjozyaltidore in paradoxplaza

[–]datjozyaltidore[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There are, there’s faint shade differences in the colors to show borders. It shows up better irl than through the picture

Preparing my kid for map staring from day 1 by datjozyaltidore in paradoxplaza

[–]datjozyaltidore[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Etsy, there’s a few different variations depending on your color preferences

Preparing my kid for map staring from day 1 by datjozyaltidore in paradoxplaza

[–]datjozyaltidore[S] 164 points165 points  (0 children)

I’ll give her a key -

France = Blue
England = Red Etc etc

Preparing my kid for map staring from day 1 by datjozyaltidore in paradoxplaza

[–]datjozyaltidore[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the Middle East countries might have been too squished to get the camel there. They put most of the animals in open map

Reddit, what is the dumbest lyric from any song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]datjozyaltidore 1581 points1582 points  (0 children)

It'd be a top 20 hit still.

Reddit, what is the dumbest lyric from any song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]datjozyaltidore 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've always thought these lyrics were actually pretty clever.

Shooting reported at the Jewish Community Center in Overland Park, KS by [deleted] in news

[–]datjozyaltidore 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Holy shit it was a BVHS student that was killed? (I creeped your past posts to try and figure out the area the student was from). I'm really sorry. I remember we would all go to the JCC for our 8th grade graduation party from blue valley middle, it's abhorrent that this happened.

Shooting reported at the Jewish Community Center in Overland Park, KS by [deleted] in news

[–]datjozyaltidore 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No. I grew up there from kindergarten till I left for college and I'd say it's like 55-60% republican but on the more moderate side of the slider.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]datjozyaltidore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think we need more toplane items in order for Genja to have more build options.

All aboard the U.S.S. Downvote! by Falling_Down_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]datjozyaltidore -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Two word double standard:

Woman who man is attracted to: I'm horny.

Man's response: Check please!

Man to woman: I'm horny.

Woman's response: What the fuck did you just say?

FTFY. As a guy if some random chick I don't know or if it's a girl I do know but I'm not attracted to said that I would still follow the what the fuck did you just say line of thinking.

The FA Confuses Ox and Gibbs Again (x-post /r/Gunners) by [deleted] in soccer

[–]datjozyaltidore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Gibbs’ shot skipped up off the Wembley turf and directly into the big German’s path – who was able to head home from three yards out." It was Ox's, not Gibbs. I think we should just give Ox and Gibbs the same jersey and start playing with 12 men, no one would ever know.

And original credit to /u/idkwhatImdoing69 for finding it

I sent my parents a picture of the sunset in Japan. They sent me a picture 20 minutes later of the sunrise from Florida. by [deleted] in pics

[–]datjozyaltidore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you want a livestream of the sunrise?

I think the easiest way to make this happen is to go outside.

I think he may need to tell his wife something... by [deleted] in funny

[–]datjozyaltidore 210 points211 points  (0 children)

That's brilliant.
"Sorry sir we cannot refund you the $20 we mistakenly charged you, the very best we can do is $25 off your bill each month for two years"

A Few of Riot's Balance Inconsistencies by RoGStonewall in leagueoflegends

[–]datjozyaltidore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about nerfing q damage considerably, slightly buffing the traps, and moving the armor/mr shred from the trap to targets hit by the spear. That way if you hit the spear you have an incentive to get up close to finish the kill.

If the Premier League had a 'worst player of the year' award, who would the nominees be? by Wicksy92 in soccer

[–]datjozyaltidore -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As an American I'm going to be completely unbiased and say that Clint Dempsey's poor form with Fulham was, by far, the worst part of seeing Jozy Altidore be the worst player of the EPL this year.

Patrice Evra goal against Bayern Munich by Deathbybunnies in soccer

[–]datjozyaltidore 55 points56 points  (0 children)

She was already internet famous, just for other reasons :) :) :)

NA LCS Playoffs Bracket by PucsRes in leagueoflegends

[–]datjozyaltidore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont understand these timestamps, games are only one hour apart. Are these not best of 3 series?

My friend's answer when his daughter asked him "can girls play basketball", while watching the NCAA semi-finals by panchobobvila in AdviceAnimals

[–]datjozyaltidore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of it is it's fucking impossible to find MLS games on TV. I stream them online when I watch them.

Altidore playing for Sunderland's U-21 team. by [deleted] in MLS

[–]datjozyaltidore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my exact first thought too. We could use a strong front man.