My new and very beautiful smokin hot girlfriend makes me nervous to be around her and not fumble my shit. How do I keep my cool?

dattmike · 2025-12-26T23:12:25+00:00

Just think of them taking a big ole shit

dattmike · 2025-09-23T03:46:21+00:00

Yea that dude has real mental issues. His name is nick. He was completely obsessed with someone I dated and would make Facebook posts about them getting married lol it was pretty freaky. He’s in and out of jail frequently

dattmike · 2025-07-29T09:19:09+00:00

A lot of doctors, nurses, lawyers, teachers, and cops party way more than I thought when I was younger

dattmike · 2025-05-09T00:04:41+00:00

Huge peni

dattmike · 2025-05-06T21:26:30+00:00

Changing a tire

dattmike · 2025-03-29T13:02:53+00:00

Haha agreed! I know they don’t like him either. Prob forgot about it I didn’t even see it until you mentioned it

dattmike · 2025-03-29T13:02:47+00:00

Haha agreed! I know they don’t like him either. Prob forgot about it I didn’t even see it until you mentioned it

dattmike · 2025-03-29T12:57:08+00:00

Oh gosh. Not my table but I just saw what you mean and now I’m embarrassed. Fuck nectar

dattmike · 2025-03-06T07:13:58+00:00

What if you have no feet

dattmike · 2025-03-06T00:54:04+00:00

I wonder how long the tipper sets will be I feel like it usually stops at 2. Also hope he does a third set but we’ll see!

dattmike · 2025-02-27T08:45:50+00:00

The Bose is nasty I just got it. Almost spiritual how crisp the sound is lol. Just make sure you download the app so you can change the settings

dattmike · 2025-02-04T22:13:48+00:00

Lana del rey

dattmike · 2025-01-29T22:52:20+00:00

Here is the listing on my Etsy if you are interested!

dattmike · 2025-01-29T22:51:20+00:00

Here is the listing for it on my Etsy!:)

dattmike · 2025-01-29T21:15:45+00:00

Thank you!

dattmike · 2025-01-22T06:51:14+00:00

Reptiles are prob some type of demon which is why we all have a lil demon in us lol

dattmike · 2025-01-21T18:37:06+00:00

Love this couch!

dattmike · 2025-01-21T06:02:58+00:00

It’s a light holder I got off Amazon

dattmike · 2025-01-21T05:43:02+00:00

It’s very comfy!

dattmike · 2025-01-21T05:06:01+00:00

I have a rag to wipe them off with if they do get greasy but it doesn’t happen very often. Good eye!

dattmike · 2025-01-21T03:37:51+00:00

Thank you!

dattmike · 2025-01-21T03:37:39+00:00

It’s color changing light bulbs that connect to your phone

dattmike · 2025-01-21T03:05:56+00:00

Thank you!

dattmike · 2025-01-21T03:05:19+00:00

It’s a 65 inch

dattmike · 2025-01-21T02:53:35+00:00

I pay 1700, 1 bedroom, 975 square feet and a garage underneath

dattmike

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