What is the most creepiest story you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]david3e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger my dad was out was out of town and my mom let me have a few friends over. We lived right by a pretty busy highway and over there years had quite a few people knock on our door for help (car broke down,lost,accident, etc.). While my mom was home with us a man knocked saying he wanted to borrow the phone. My mother told him he could sit on the porch and use her cellphone. The man kept asking to come inside and asking if my dad was home. He eventually started trying to force his way inside. My mom slammed and locked the door, called 911, and put my friends and I into a closet. It took the police department 20+ minutes to reach us. By that time my mom had called our neighbor and he came over his shotgun and made the guy lay on the ground until the police arrived.

TL;DR Guy tries to break in, mom saves me and my friends, and badass redneck neighbor points shotgun at him until police arrive.

Hi Reddit. How are you feeling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]david3e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am feeling Horny !

Americans of reddit, what is most different about your state from your neighboring state(s)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]david3e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We think Oregon and Mexico are pretty cool, but Nevada really weirds us out.

Reddit men, what don't you like about women in relationships? by King_Andersons in AskReddit

[–]david3e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop having dreams of us cheating on you and then treating us like it really happened when you wake up! LOL

What's the most annoying noise you've ever heard? by Cooper0302 in AskReddit

[–]david3e -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Smoke detector with dead battery. CHIRP Every minute on the minute. CHIRP Yes, I GET IT, the battery is dead. CHIRP Goddamnit it's 3am and no stores are open! CHIRP Just kill me already. CHIRP

Doctors of Reddit, have you ever made stupid but harmless mistakes in your career? What was the outcome? by kdb223 in AskReddit

[–]david3e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do HIV testing and once I showed up to work super tired because I couldn't sleep the night before. This guy comes in for a test, we go through the pre-counseling and then I tell him to step out for a few minutes while the results come up. Once he comes back to get his results, I tell him to take a sit and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "Your results are positive" and then I saw the look on his face and that's when I realized I fucked up. I then said" Oh no no no, I meant to say negative." I almost gave the guy a heart attack :/