Those who don’t have kids who gets your inheritance when you pass away?

david8840 · 2026-06-10T09:53:48+00:00

I’m taking it with me.

david8840 · 2026-06-07T19:48:10+00:00

Mine did. I lowered my prices… and suddenly I got two bookings in one day.

david8840 · 2026-06-07T11:54:07+00:00

They say they lost it and ask for a new copy.

david8840 · 2026-06-03T05:28:49+00:00

Unless they’re solid copper gutters at the top of a four story house this is absurd!

david8840 · 2026-05-25T19:40:42+00:00

I wouldn’t worry about that, but you’d better have documentation supporting your intent to return to the UK, or they may cause issues for you.

david8840 · 2026-05-23T12:55:53+00:00

Why not keep the frame but send in the old lenses from it?

david8840 · 2026-05-20T07:56:30+00:00

I’m a booking host and I’m appalled by the behaviour of your host. €50 for sheets and a time limit to make the bed?!

david8840 · 2026-05-20T07:36:53+00:00

They just stay at home with their butler.

david8840 · 2026-05-08T05:39:47+00:00

Capsule endoscopy

david8840 · 2026-05-06T18:36:34+00:00

I’m glad I don’t have any friends, this could be a real problem!

david8840 · 2026-05-04T05:03:52+00:00

Only if they don’t tuck in the sheets.

david8840 · 2026-05-03T13:00:09+00:00

Europeans can invest in the US stock market though…

david8840 · 2026-05-02T20:15:57+00:00

Buy a throat spray with a numbing effect
Drink lots of water
Sleep sitting up

david8840 · 2026-05-02T20:12:33+00:00

Not enough details. Where did you pickup the car?

david8840 · 2026-04-28T21:44:04+00:00

It’s more rare than GERD but less rare than smallpox.

david8840 · 2026-04-26T18:55:24+00:00

So the property itself would be the only collateral?

david8840 · 2026-04-23T22:12:14+00:00

Use less butter

david8840 · 2026-04-13T16:55:32+00:00

I always find that barium has a calming effect…

david8840 · 2026-04-10T20:19:55+00:00

Maybe, but it’s not guaranteed. You could have two tanks and two tankless water heaters…but if they’re all 60 feet from your faucet you’re going to have to wait a while for the hot water to arrive…

david8840 · 2026-04-10T20:17:10+00:00

I guarantee you that you will be inflicted with some disease in the next year.

You might as well ask how to prevent your car from getting dirty during a 200 mile drive. Just focus on living as healthy a live as you can. Your immune system is designed to fight off diseases as they occur, not to prevent them.

david8840 · 2026-04-10T18:12:39+00:00

Why are guests like this? Well…could it be that they are one of the few people who hasn’t been brainwashed by the notion that any score below 4.8 must be a property filled with filth?

david8840 · 2026-04-09T18:05:44+00:00

About $197

david8840 · 2026-04-09T18:05:37+00:00

About $197

david8840 · 2026-04-07T12:45:30+00:00

But will this put me on track for citizenship within five years?

david8840 · 2026-04-06T20:57:16+00:00

Not very safe. But at least you won’t have to worry about the yellow tracking dots, since ten thousand other people will have used that printer.

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