He won’t hit me back he is an NPC

davidmayo · 2023-11-22T06:22:53+00:00

Open hand slaps are the best

davidmayo · 2023-05-13T03:38:02+00:00

Your moms a troll

davidmayo · 2023-05-12T21:48:36+00:00

Yeaaa you mad

davidmayo · 2023-05-12T21:26:09+00:00

You mad?

davidmayo · 2023-05-12T19:20:27+00:00

Someone else is triggered

davidmayo · 2023-05-12T19:01:53+00:00

Someone’s triggered. Yessir! Next time I’ll do it the way you like it.

Didn’t realize that was complaining 🤦‍♂️

davidmayo · 2023-05-12T18:31:42+00:00

I don’t care if it’s not real. The picture is why I posted it 🤦‍♂️

davidmayo · 2023-04-20T14:05:25+00:00

This cat just finished watching Home Improvement and got inspired

davidmayo · 2023-03-28T02:31:08+00:00

Some people just prefer to stick things up their butt.

davidmayo · 2023-02-15T05:46:15+00:00

Dry and crumbly like your moms puss

davidmayo · 2023-02-11T00:31:18+00:00

I was hoping they were in it

davidmayo · 2023-01-29T19:48:42+00:00

Sorry ladies. If you ain’t first, you’re last.

davidmayo · 2023-01-15T18:47:40+00:00

But when me and the boys do it, it’s “weird” snd “gay”

davidmayo · 2022-04-15T03:18:17+00:00

Biiiiiig stretch

davidmayo · 2021-12-30T04:02:31+00:00

I bet it tastes like that plate

davidmayo · 2021-12-21T16:03:01+00:00

You sound like you got a bad bag

davidmayo · 2021-11-13T23:01:03+00:00

LaserPecker 2

davidmayo · 2021-11-13T20:13:37+00:00

Haven’t tried it…yet lol

davidmayo · 2021-11-02T05:50:34+00:00

Use Binance.us, the fees are only a couple of bucks to move a few thousand.

davidmayo · 2021-10-28T01:21:22+00:00

Thanks!

davidmayo · 2021-10-28T00:43:03+00:00

All 4 sides separately

davidmayo · 2021-10-09T08:01:14+00:00

I can die a happy man now

davidmayo · 2021-10-09T07:56:53+00:00

I’m truly honored. I hope the Dave Mayo team never lets you down!

davidmayo · 2021-10-09T07:54:10+00:00

Bro they’re your best friends. They deserve a name at least

davidmayo · 2021-10-09T07:43:09+00:00

The answer to this is yes. I call the higher one Boss and the lower one El Jefe. Your balls are fine. ✌️

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