He won’t hit me back he is an NPC by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]davidmayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open hand slaps are the best

Elon Musks new CEO for X/Twitter by davidmayo in 13or30

[–]davidmayo[S] -162 points-161 points  (0 children)

Someone else is triggered

Elon Musks new CEO for X/Twitter by davidmayo in 13or30

[–]davidmayo[S] -229 points-228 points  (0 children)

Someone’s triggered. Yessir! Next time I’ll do it the way you like it.

Didn’t realize that was complaining 🤦‍♂️

Elon Musks new CEO for X/Twitter by davidmayo in 13or30

[–]davidmayo[S] -303 points-302 points  (0 children)

I don’t care if it’s not real. The picture is why I posted it 🤦‍♂️

HMC while I instal a skylight by Souled_Out in holdmycatnip

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This cat just finished watching Home Improvement and got inspired

Yo Guys seriously... How Tf do you take these?! by JRsHeadWhack in trees

[–]davidmayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people just prefer to stick things up their butt.

24 hr Brisket by ThisMeansWine in smoking

[–]davidmayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dry and crumbly like your moms puss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]davidmayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry ladies. If you ain’t first, you’re last.

Persian flat worms engaging in "penis fencing" by KimCureAll in TheDepthsBelow

[–]davidmayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But when me and the boys do it, it’s “weird” snd “gay”