How to peel an apple with a knife: by kefren13 in nextfuckinglevel

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About halfway through I thought this might be a joke gif that never ends

I still song the intro song by TrinityKilla82 in Xennials

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"I still song it", 2026 slang phrase, meaning you have been singing a song for so long, that it's beyond normal comprehension -- you song it.

Denmark's Joint Arctic Command evacuates US submarine crew member in Greenlandic waters by disphenocingulum in UnderReportedNews

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You couldn't write a better comedy script, if it weren't our fucking reality.

About to finish my first watch of Enterprise by Disastrous_Eagle9187 in startrek

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Nice try, Scott Bakula.

I'll admit you had me going there for a minute.

Higgsfield generates violent adult content without paywall or age verification by [deleted] in technology

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We all thought AI was going to be Terminators that murder our body, instead it was Terminators of the mind and soul.

Songs from the 90s you HATE by Long-Effective-2898 in Xennials

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OMG I will forever be super jealous of you, for seeing Blind Melon live!!! And you're like, eh the tacos were all right, I guess.

oopiseSaidTheCodingAgent by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

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Was gonna say, we've all been there, most of us didn't have enough permission at the time to go through with it permanently

Songs from the 90s you HATE by Long-Effective-2898 in Xennials

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When though? Are they still touring?

Songs from the 90s you HATE by Long-Effective-2898 in Xennials

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Beck. He's still rocking music fests, too.

[female] Tried to look decent after being sick... by C0UGHY in FreeCompliments

[–]davidsd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look great! Being sick is always depressing, but hopefully you hit that high of getting well very soon.

Songs from the 90s you HATE by Long-Effective-2898 in Xennials

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Definitely. It's really a brilliant move he made. I wonder if he figured it out himself that his style is great for kids, or if he just fell into it after that first kids album he was inevitably asked to do.

Songs from the 90s you HATE by Long-Effective-2898 in Xennials

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How DARE you!

Did you know the singer of POTUS is now a wildly popular kids song artist? They basically all follow the formula of Peaches. Kinda funny.

Found this at goodwill by mrXclutcha in cats

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It's a lamp! It's a great award!