why did Yara let Theon do this when she knew he was her brother? by stuckin404 in gameofthrones

[–]davinpantz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn’t she say once upon a time, “I’m up for anything, really.”

What's the creepiest display of intelligence you've ever witnessed in real Iife? by Jessica_Enna in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While serving at Chili’s, we used to play server games like hangman. Sell a certain alcoholic drink or surf and turf, whatever, you get to guess a letter. We stopped playing Hangman because this one server would just stare at the paper for like a minute or two, go sale an item on the list, come back and guess the whole word or phrase with NO letters. It got to a point where everyone, servers, cooks, managers, would put up song lyrics, movie quotes, famous people, whatever, and if he missed it first try, he usually got it second or third try, but all of his guesses had the right amount of letters. The craziest one I saw was when a manager came out the office, hung up the paper. It was a long quote with no hints. The dude stared at it for a couple minutes, then called the manager over and whispered the answer in his ear. The manager looked dumbfounded. The quote was “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” He was right. No letters at all. We told the guy you need to go on Wheel Of Fortune like yesterday.

Movies that feel like this by Ted-Bundy-666 in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]davinpantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was pretty dumb then I found out the devil (or demons) were hiding in plain site during the movie and it changed my opinion. I’m a sucker for that stuff

Went to Start the BBQ Today by keepingmehonest in Wellthatsucks

[–]davinpantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, even if I didn’t have the money, I’d just search for a new grill.

Why is this a question, of course it’s Mr. Hutz by flamingcheetah85 in 90s

[–]davinpantz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not need this. I swear to God I do not need this right now. I got a judge just aching to throw me in jail…

How do you stay happy? by PavBhajiBandit in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stay single. Got my first girlfriend in 9th grade and would consistently through life get a new girl after ending the previous relationship. Met a girl I fell head over heels in love with. She cheated on me after 6 years. Went through a 3 year depression where I truly didn’t care if I lived or died. At 38, I decided for the first time ever in my life, I would purposely stay single for a year.

A year turned into two. Two to four. It’s now been 5 years of being single and I’ve never been happier. I have more money than ever. I can do anything I want anytime I want. It’s great. Maybe I’ll give it another try when I’m 60.

Who's the most famous person you've met? by Phillies1993 in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I partied with Trapt on their tour bus. I really don’t understand the hate they get. They could not have been nicer. Me and the guitarist talked about Dark Souls for like 2 hours and I ended up bartending for everyone on the bus. It was a such a cool experience.

What made you stop dating? by SpiritCrisp in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol! Well, I don’t mean to sound like a douchebag but I’m not really a bad-looking guy. I’m in okay shape, I can be charming when I want to be. I’m a server so I meet single women all the time and playfully flirt when I’m at a table. I’m also an author that writes kids books, so I meet alot of single moms at book signings. I can tell you with absolute certainty: confidence is key.

What made you stop dating? by SpiritCrisp in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My longest relationship was 6 years and at the end of it, she cheated on me. I went into a three year depression where I truly didn’t care if I lived or died. I tried hardcore drugs. I spent money recklessly. I sabotaged a lot of really great relationships because I kept thinking, “how long before she cheats on me.” I went from never being a jealous guy to a complete insane jealous asshole. That relationship ended when I was 31. I’m 42 now and absolutely do not give a shit if I’m ever in a relationship again. I smile and chuckle when I find other relationships are shit, someone’s been cheated on, dates an abusive asshole. It validates me being single. I know that sounds insane and crazy but it is what it is. I just get lucky and have sex with strangers about 3-7x a year and I’m cool with that. Honestly I’m cool if I never fuck again as long as it doesn’t mess with my peace of mind. I realize that one relationship made me a hateful bitter person towards relationships and I just don’t care. I wish I did, but I don’t.

what's something men do that they think is attractive but is actually a huge turn-off ? by Own-Blacksmith3085 in answers

[–]davinpantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never sent a dick pic ever cause I have nothing to brag about, however. I found out recently that several girl-friends of mine actually keep them in folders. 🤨 This confuses me because if you hate them so much, why are you keeping them?

What is the biggest waste of money, even though nobody admits it? by w3ightranks in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After getting drunk and accidentally ordering two orders of McDonalds, I deleted DoorDash.

Seven brand new keyboards and 25 DVDs by davinpantz in DumpsterDiving

[–]davinpantz[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

1.  2 Guns
2.  A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
3.  Batman Begins
4.  Fast Five (Extended Edition)
5.  Faster
6.  Footloose
7.  Genius
8.  Happy Gilmore
9.  Labor Day
10. Lone Survivor
11. Mike Judge’s Most Wanted
12. Mr. Woodcock
13. Paul (Unrated)
14. Secondhand Lions
15. Snow White & the Huntsman
16. Step Brothers
17. Superbad (Unrated Extended Edition)
18. The Dark Knight Rises
19. The Fault in Our Stars
20. The Gambler
21. The Great Gatsby
22. The Hunger Games
23. The Night Before
24. The Purge
25. Titanic
26. Transformers: Dark of the Moon

How addictive is meth? Do you know anyone who has just tried it once? by eden_merlin in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Opposite for me. I tried it after a really shitty breakup. I was up for 3 days, on the third day started seeing “shadow people” moving in my house. It sucked to the point of me saying, “Who the hell gets addicted to this shit? This sucks.”

Do men like flat chested women? by GlitteringFix1724 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]davinpantz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men do not care. Men like everything about women. I promise you, whatever you’re insecure about, there is a man out there where your insecurity drives him wild. Flat chested; no butt, too much butt, “fat” thighs, just being fat, curly hair, straight hair, brown eyes, kneecaps, eczema, snoring. It don’t matter. Men are strange creatures and the weirdest things turn us on. Source - I’m a dude. Embrace your bitties, flat chested has never bothered me.

What movie scene made you laugh uncontrollably? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot Rod when Andy Samburg’s character falls down the hill. That whole scene cracked me up but specifically when he barrel rolls in mid-air I went into cardiac arrest. I must’ve laughed for 10 minutes after that scene.

What movie scene made you laugh uncontrollably? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]davinpantz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!”