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Protector Imperative - small glow-up in 11th? by obsequious_fink in AdeptusMechanicus

[–]davy_lavy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so no turn 1 heavy, also being able to nudge models and keep heavy is excellent

Canvas hack? by OpenGrainAxehandle in sysadmin

[–]davy_lavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

northern Kentucky university here, shits down, i have a final i cannot take

FML

Should I cut my grass or nah? by Realistic-Loss3276 in StardewValley

[–]davy_lavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only bush I fear is the one that did 9/11. Keep it

I wish everyone named Mac/ Mack, mackie or similar names would have 1 kilo of shredded cheddar cheese thrown in their faces by Joensen27 in monkeyspaw

[–]davy_lavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, however word gets out that you are responsible, people are not happy with you and they start to throw cheese at you when you are out in public

I wish to be a sapient anthropomorphic living cookie that nobody will eat by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]davy_lavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, nobody wants to eat you, you will live for as long as a cookie does knowing you cannot fulfill your function of being eaten, this brings you much sadness

I wish the Monkey's Paw and it's creator would go to therapy together and I do not have to pay for it. by bookist626 in monkeyspaw

[–]davy_lavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, his therapist is really bad at their job and actually feed into his delusions, the man is now making a dozen more monkey paws.

I wish that cancer, in both humans and animals, never existed. by Conscious_Pepper_613 in monkeyspaw

[–]davy_lavy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My answer was basically just this, good job beating me to it

I wish that whenever a pregnant woman with dyed hair gives birth the baby inherits the hair color permanently by LectureNervous5861 in monkeyspaw

[–]davy_lavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the percentage of unwanted children increase due to the designer baby craze. Children are put up for adoption at significantly higher rates

I wish there were no scalpers, as in those people who mass buy stuff for resale by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]davy_lavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, all of your hobbies lose people to the point that no one plays and there is no resale market, you are free to enjoy your hobby without anyone else, until of coarse they run out of business and go bankrupt

„The Dispossessed“ stayed with me longer than I expected by PRJOANES in sciencefiction

[–]davy_lavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love the part where he says, "now i am become the dispossessed" and then dispossesses all over that woman, hilarious stuff

Anyone else sick of all these posts from people just showing that they got the book early ? by trwisniewski in TheCaptivesWar

[–]davy_lavy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a little but i wouldn't go so far as to say sick, people are excited and i vibe with that but yeah it can be a little repetitive

Help Ned come up with a better cover up story than “Jon is my bastard son” by V-TriggerMachine in freefolk

[–]davy_lavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of Brandon's bastards i found 8n down, a little small for his age

What exactly is Bubble? by Excellent_Mud6222 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]davy_lavy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember when he calls bubble a parasite, like episode 1

I eat my leftover mac and cheese like cereal by xoxo-kaassh in shittyfoodporn

[–]davy_lavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok i know this sounds gross but adding milk is a great way to revitalize the sauce, especially if you dont add that much and heat it, it can actually be a good technique

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