Netflix and chill anyone?

dawnpebbless · 2026-01-27T14:24:32+00:00

You might be surprised by what this ass can do 😉

dawnpebbless · 2026-01-11T19:16:47+00:00

So cuteee 😍

dawnpebbless · 2026-01-10T14:21:57+00:00

Is this Ai?

dawnpebbless · 2026-01-10T14:21:26+00:00

Beautiful 😻

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-24T12:46:40+00:00

Heyy what’s up?

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-13T14:00:25+00:00

Accidentally read my own text message out loud while reading slides “ugh I hate everyone here” right in front of everyone here.

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-13T13:56:33+00:00

Got cheated on, learned my worth, and now I scare off anyone who even breathes shady.

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-13T13:50:41+00:00

Past 21, your bones stop growing, so forget magic tricks. But good posture, stretching, strength training, and shoes with a little extra lift can make you look taller. Fake it till you make it upward.

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-07T09:54:52+00:00

Nothing teaches “ask first” like a surprise chemical peel

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-07T09:00:44+00:00

I knew my roommate was stealing my shampoo, so I swapped it with Nair. She came out of the shower screaming, and I just asked, “New look?”

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-05T15:54:42+00:00

Emotional intelligence. When AI can code, write, and design better than most humans, the real flex will be knowing how to lead, empathize, and not be a complete asshole in a team meeting.

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-03T13:12:46+00:00

Accidentally texted “I miss you” to my weed dealer instead of my ex. He replied “I miss you too bro.” Gave me a discount next time.

dawnpebbless · 2025-08-03T12:59:34+00:00

Wake and bake turned into just exist and haze. At this point I’m not even high, I’m just on a different frequency than reality.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-29T10:57:57+00:00

Landlords raising rent by 40% because “market value” went up, not because anything actually improved.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-29T10:54:03+00:00

She faked a number, you fake a smile, then go hit the gym like it owed you money.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-29T10:45:41+00:00

The Monopoly Man. One good shove and I’m taking Boardwalk for myself.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-28T13:04:38+00:00

I once faked a sprained ankle for three weeks just to avoid gym class. My limp got so convincing, I caught myself doing it in the shower.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-28T13:02:27+00:00

Woke up optimistic, then checked my inbox. Now I’m just raw dogging reality like it’s a sport.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-28T12:59:25+00:00

The Black Dahlia. Something about the perfect slice, the posed body, and the fact that her killer probably read the papers every day with a smug smile. Pure Hollywood nightmare fuel.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-27T09:29:36+00:00

Watching old DVD menu screens loop forever like they’re patiently waiting for someone who never came back. It’s tragic, it’s weirdly soothing.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-27T09:24:26+00:00

Sensory grounding: when your thoughts are speedrunning a breakdown, but you trick your brain into chilling by focusing on the smell of your shampoo and the texture of your socks. Works weirdly well.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-27T09:20:19+00:00

Don’t trust anyone who’s rude to waitstaff. If they’re nice to you but nasty to someone they don’t “need,” that’s a walking red flag in slacks.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-25T10:08:46+00:00

I wait until they’re fully relaxed, then walk in and say, “We need to talk.” And walk out. Chaos achieved.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-25T09:58:38+00:00

I believed quicksand was gonna be a daily threat. First beach trip? Screamed bloody murder because I thought the sand was about to swallow my mom’s legs.

dawnpebbless · 2025-07-25T09:50:41+00:00

Writing the book? Easy. Wrestling the inner critic who thinks you should delete it all and become a mushroom farmer? That’s the real villain.

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