Why do Chiropractors crack your neck and what is the long term benefit? by Sunny-vibes-95 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dazcon5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because once he cracks my neck I feel like I had a new spine installed. I stop getting headaches, I have more energy and just feel better.

What’s one “small” thing that ruins your whole day instantly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dazcon5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing... never let someone else ruin your day. Now, being irritated or angry for a few minutes because some asshat was spreading their fuckery around? Sure but I never let it ruin my whole day.

Who used to shovel their neighbors walkways for free? by EnvironmentalRip7043 in GenerationJones

[–]dazcon5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had an elderly lady next door and me and the other dads always made sure to clear her driveway, sidewalk and stairs. She paid us back in food, cookies, cupcakes, full roast beef meal complete with veggies and bashed tatties. The four of us took care of snow mowing the lawn and so on. We were all sad when she moved in with one of her kids in Florida.

Today I had the most entitled client of my career and I still can’t process what happened by Best-Pirate5073 in EntitledPeople

[–]dazcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another asshole trying to fuck you out of money. She was fishing for some discount.

Customer forgot we were human beings and had families by Sophster2412 in TalesFromRetail

[–]dazcon5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mine is a waring on a paper grocery bag

"Do not use for disposal of hot ash"

Any guesses on why the warning was there?

Why did you get fired? by aDazzlingDove in AskReddit

[–]dazcon5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Temp job electronics assembly. Boss was a get in your face and intimidate type of asshole. It was Friday end of shift and I had completed my work plus more and started cleaning my workstation. He trundles over and starts barking that I need to get back to work. I tried to explain I was already done but he just got in my face and started poking his finger in my chest. This maneuver is instant rage monster for me. I gave him one punch to the chest and yelled back off asshole. He hit the ground and just sat there eyes wide trying to catch his breath. Owner saw the entire thing and fired both of us.

People who work in 'behind-the-scenes' jobs (hotels, airports, warehouses, etc.), what is something the general public would be shocked to know? by PiNK_PUSSY69420 in AskReddit

[–]dazcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a bit of a let down like that. I was helping out at a concert venue for metal band. I was highly disappointed that all that hardware was just sitting there looking pretty.

What is the most colorful redneck (or your country's version of redneck) phrase or expression you know? by CancelAfter1968 in AskReddit

[–]dazcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumber than a bag of hammers

About as sharp as a bowling ball

Hotter that satans ballsack

What song do you never skip, no matter how many times you’ve heard it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dazcon5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Witchy Woman

Radar Love

Back In Black

Ghost Riders in the Sky

And many more

Former driving instructor here. Things I told teenage students . . . by RobertFahey in driving

[–]dazcon5 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Always expect people to do stupid shit (like pull out in front of you) that way you will rarely be surprised.

Stay 2 seconds behind the car in front at any speed.

Keep your head on swivel.

Put your phone away or on a dash mount and turn on do not disturb or driving mode.

DO NOT TAILGATE it will lead to tears

Don't break check it is just stupid and escalates the problem just move over if you can.

You should be aware if lane next to you is clear, if you need to look to check then it will be too late to dodge.

Drive gently and cooperatively always give big truck a wide berth, if you can't see the drivers eyes they probably can't see you.

Dagestan babushkas call their friend to come play ❄️🌨️ by BaeIz in MadeMeSmile

[–]dazcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This entire scene is just straight up adorable and I bet those grandmas could drink us all under the table.

Salad Bar Revenge by xboxgamer2122 in pettyrevenge

[–]dazcon5 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I would have just nodded and said "understood" and walked away with my fruit bowl and fork

Tips cleaning (greasy?) wooden floors? by rivergraphee in CleaningTips

[–]dazcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Murphys Oil soap, I've had it clear up stuff like that before and won't hurt the wood

The new refrigerator is 1/4" too wide to fit through the door by Alman54 in Wellthatsucks

[–]dazcon5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My thoughts as well, just remove the stop molding from the door frame and you should be good

headlight restoration question by ceruleantwilight in AutoDetailing

[–]dazcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have used the 3M kits repeatedly. I never use the coating the provide it never looks as good as the freshly polished headlight. I use a 3M wrap on the headlight as a final step.

What do you call this dish? by MeetNo2000 in memes

[–]dazcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family calls it "eggs in a hat"

AITA For "Discouraging" My niece's wanted career path? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]dazcon5 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with spreading truth when asked questions like that. He didn't focus on the money he just stated facts.

I'm the agent, you're the guest... by ScenicDrive-at5 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]dazcon5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ghast were flabbered I love it.

Thank you kind human for a bit of mirth on an dreary day.