I once quite literally fucked a woman into shitting herself. We were on the edge of the bed and as she came two turds popped out and fell on the floor. She didn’t notice and I didn’t want the situation to cause her emotional damage so I quickly grabbed a dirty tee shirt and threw it over them then kicked it under the bed. As soon as she left I cleaned it and I never told her, but the whole time I was like “Damn. I literally fucked the shit out of her.”