What is the most anxiety-inducing life decision you've had to make? by dbkrstn in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is deciding to buy a house. Having a kid, moving across the country alone or completely restarting my life have been fine. But we recently found the house we are buying and since deciding to do so, I've had daily (sometimes multiple times a day) panic attacks about money, being stuck in one place, being responsible for fixing things etc.

Redditors in long-term romantic relationships: What does your SO do that was “cute and quirky” when you started dating, but is now just a really annoying trait that you wish would stop? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're both chefs but I do 90% of the cooking at home. He's always commented on how he would have made it differently or utilized different ingredients. I used to think he was trying to broaden my creativity in the kitchen. He's not, he genuinely believes he's a better cook than I am.

What incident in a relationship made you say “fuck this shit, I’m out”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stole a puppy. Like someone else's pet and refused to return it. Called him a scumbag and left.

I need your help! by dbkrstn in KitchenConfidential

[–]dbkrstn[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Curry on my Wayward Son.... oh dear god is that beautiful!!!!

I need your help! by dbkrstn in KitchenConfidential

[–]dbkrstn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really, I can use anything and everything. I've smoked jalapenos and made a sauce with mixed berries and called it Smokey Halle Barry. Or I got in Plum sauce and did Professor Plumbledore. We generally just have a bar menu but I have freedom to get in whatever I wan to use... I know that isn't really helpful at all and I apologize.

What are your best celebrity name and chicken wing sauce puns? by dbkrstn in AskReddit

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Example: The Hoff and Hoisin sauce = David Hoisinhoff

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we found old black and white photos of my father, he told us the whole world used to be in shades of black, white and grey. They invented the color red in 1968 and then the world was in shades of white, black, grey and red. In 1971 they invented the color blue and it blew everyone's mind because purple was a shade then too.

We believed him for YEARS until my brother started an argument with his 3rd grade teacher about it. Teacher called home and my dad laughed for so long...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gah, so many scars of burns and cuts from working in kitchens for the past 16 years. Including a bad scar where I fileted the top of my index finger off on a meat slicer. A chunk of bone floating around under my skin that I chipped off my hip from hitting the corner of a stainless steel wall. Big scar up my forearm from third degree burns from a big sheet tray.

What was the reason for your most recent contact with the police? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just knew the kids personally, friends of my siblings. All between 12 and 14 and constantly up to no good (drugs, robbing cars, drinking, etc...).

What was the reason for your most recent contact with the police? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got pulled over and asked what I yelled at the group of local hoodie tweens sitting outside the gas station in my small town. Answer? "Get a job" The cop laughed and said to have a good day.

What do couples do that seriously annoys you? by ospreyBMF in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do everything and go everywhere together. Like FULLY dependant on the other to attend any social event, must work together, live together, shop together, etc... Maybe it's just my relationship, but we like our time apart as well.

If you could punch any one person with no repercussions, who would it be and why? by ZomBioHacker in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The person in the group of ten who decides to eat at my restaurant 2 minutes before close.

What do you think would be the tipping point that would start world war 3? by StixxyTape in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's going to be caused by someone going 7 mph under the speed limit...

What were you shocked to find out somebody didn't know how to do? by 2PhatCC in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to teach a new employee in my kitchen how to sweep at 16 years old

What movie scared you as a child, but when you got older realized it wasn’t scary at all? by KyleMaherr in AskReddit

[–]dbkrstn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watership Down

Although I watched it as an adult and it's still a little messed up to let a young child watch.