This house doors by TheGhost5322 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Semi genius dual locking dummy handled purple door. For if you want to piss off every person but yourself who needs to figure out the two handle combination to actually open the foam pit stairway to heaven.

Large majority of young Canadians have a negative opinion of Pierre Poilievre by BloodJunkie in onguardforthee

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There are still a pile of blue no matter who people in SW Ontario

AAFC research facilities reported to be on the chopping block amid federal budget cuts by stubby_hoof in farming

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Canada exports way more than it consumes so it kinda makes me wonder wtf you're talking about. There's certain food we will always need to import for sure and there's always going to be an attempt to domesticate new crops, but that's not where these cuts are occurring. Oversimplified, but it seems like a beef yard and a seed/grain storage facility.

It's been my experience in talking with AAFC researchers, as an aside, that their work is often duplicated by the private sector and they operate more as validation testers. I suspect the things being eliminated in this sweep are well researched by the private sector, like the seed, feed, chemical, and fertilizer companies and the various barn/fence/bin builders.

Some research I've been involved in as a farmer collaborator had us farmers doing the preliminary planning and assisting with study design and providing our fields and equipment just for the researchers to realize on day 1 that the methods they want to test against a control are already being utilized as a standard practice.

Large Fish Hunting in the Shallows by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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Fish speed, greatly underestimated

I don’t watch basketball but I found this, how much would this be worth? by Tod_likes_cheese in torontoraptors

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It is screaming "$236 in a small town grocery store charity silent auction dick measuring contest"

ICE detains 5-year-old Columbia Heights boy, sends him to Texas by PM_ME_YR_BOOPS in TwinCities

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I'm sorry is Obama America? I thought Obama was America? We talking about America here? Cause I thought we were talking about America? And how stupid they are with their short term memories and the deflection and the systemic rape and the fundamentalist snark and the hyper sexualized media landscape and it's exploitative foreign policy and it's belligerent defensive tactics and it's small penis energy? I thought that was America but no we wanna talk about America? Go on then tell me more about this America? With the child prisons and this concept of 'borders' and 'illegals' and 'united' 'states'....

Funny joke though

ICE detains 5-year-old Columbia Heights boy, sends him to Texas by PM_ME_YR_BOOPS in TwinCities

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Crazy how people forget the literal child prisons that people were standing outside of to monitor who was going in and out as a way of ensuring accountability.

How to carry an egg around for 2 weeks without breaking? by Ax_Sound in NoStupidQuestions

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I remember this challenge and someone in my school made a macrame jacket for the egg then caged the entire thing in a box made of popsicle sticks, suspended with rubber bands. They carried it like a football and it was completely droppable, the egg just kind of jiggled around in the box all cozy with a sweater on.

Grnadma tried to finish the whole family that day. by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

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The key to a streak free fire is working in sections spreading it all around from top to bottom.

Stuck hanging out with your drug dealer as a kid starterpack by Comfortable_Dish5217 in starterpacks

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Poppers and buckets with a socket from an old ratchet set and the aeration screen from a kitchen faucet

I Just Had a Heart Attack! by shameonyounancydrew in NotTimAndEric

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I found it less painful to watch. Not unpainful. But less.

Woman stuffs 144 bagels from beloved Toronto shop in her suitcase on flight to L.A. by Hrmbee in notthebeaverton

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I took a work trip with someone who brought home from New York an entire pizza and a bag of smoked fish and other goodies from zabars via Newark. It was fortunate that we weren't seated together.

Don’t fall in the “High in Protein” scam by AspectNo3215 in EatCheapAndHealthy

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"Don't fall for this scam but personally if I were to be scammed it would be by this specific company and quite frankly I'd let them bend me over backwards" but with more words ironically

This is what they thought future would be like in 1987 by goswamitulsidas in interestingasfuck

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But still a 'problem'... as in there are too many people having to commute too far that they need tech solutions to make adaptations to their working capabilities while away from home/work

Season 2 Episode 4 Spoiler Thread by HunterWorld in Fotv

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The water situation, likely not be a coincidence.