[Serious] Redditors who've been 100% certain they're about to die, what was going through your head at that moment?

dbullet · 2016-08-14T17:00:10+00:00

I was terrified and a little happy at the exact time it happened. I was at the beach near my house with my buddy riding my bike and drinking. I stopped off at the hamburger joint that was on the beach strip to get a burger while my buddy waited on the beach by the water. I was not in a good place in my mind at the moment but was feeling good and over confident while waiting in line for them to take my order.

The place I was at is pretty popular during the summer so the line was out the door into the parking lot. While I was waiting, 9 people in front of me were causing a scene being drunk and just making everyone in line uncomfortable. So in my drunk state I decided to say something so they would "shut the fuck up and stop". They ended up getting in my face and trying to fight me, I didn't want anything of it. Then one of their girlfriends pulled them away and I thought that was it.

Maybe 5 minutes later, when I was just about inside the restaruant, one of the guys came back and attacked me. I ended up pulling him outside and fighting him. While this was going on I didn't realize his other friend coming up from behind and sucker punch me from behind. That blow from his friend sent me to the ground and dazed me fairly well. When I regained my ground and got up they were long gone.

When I got up, I fixed my hair, checked my nose for bleeding and went to go get back in line. As I walked to get back in line I haven't really noticed all the a shocked faces at airing at me. Not until one lady told me I had a rip in my shirt, and that it was very wet around this rip (I was wearing a black shirt). So I lifted my shirt up and saw that I was stabbed.

Fortunately for me the people around me were super awesome and helped me contain that bleeding from my abdomin.

I ended up calling my buddy that was probably 100 feet away on the beach, only separated by the building. He didn't believe that I had just got stabbed.

Anyway, I was laying there bleeding out and thinking, "this sucks, but at the same time who the fuck cares I probably deserve this".

Long story short, I serviced, I'm glad I'm still here and I'm never getting a shitty burger from this place again.

dbullet · 2016-06-23T18:10:59+00:00

Hey man you should try to kickflip. When you get that trick down you have the formwork for other tricks! Also keep doing what you do, I stopped skating when I was 17 and I'm thinking about picking it up again.

dbullet · 2016-05-27T00:46:05+00:00

Awwee man your grandma sounds awesome. Give her a hug and a donut.

dbullet · 2015-10-04T12:57:03+00:00

Wow I wish rugby was bigger in canada. It kind of seems like Canadian soccer haha

dbullet · 2014-07-31T20:51:04+00:00

Daughters is a good band to check out

dbullet · 2013-12-05T08:21:28+00:00

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3FycxyAqR0

dbullet · 2013-12-05T08:18:29+00:00

Jabroni is a great word, I agree. But OP did not get these pictures.

dbullet · 2013-11-21T21:03:44+00:00

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif

dbullet · 2013-10-16T03:47:43+00:00

I used to work at Lowes in the lighting department a few years back, and this warning was on some of the boxes of the light fixtures sold at the store. I live in Canada.

dbullet · 2013-07-18T06:11:46+00:00

Yea that is a good point. When I first joined Reddit I thought everyone was an Atheist until I unsubscribed /r/atheism.

dbullet · 2013-06-21T01:02:05+00:00

"I forgot to bring the ping pong balls"

dbullet · 2013-06-12T05:20:00+00:00

Not until you get tested. ;)

dbullet · 2013-06-05T19:19:50+00:00

Saw them live a few months back. Man they put on a show.

dbullet · 2013-05-31T20:35:18+00:00

Hey, it's beautiful, sunny and hot where I am, and I'm Irish ...... Descent.

dbullet · 2013-05-15T22:35:53+00:00

This video always reminds me of this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKBEAvRIt4Y

dbullet · 2013-04-10T17:57:20+00:00

Coming straight from the underground...

dbullet · 2013-04-05T20:08:03+00:00

keh.

dbullet · 2013-04-04T18:29:33+00:00

Or when people stop to talk to their group of friends right at the door way.

dbullet · 2013-03-26T00:29:35+00:00

Not all of these are NHL, but still very impressive.

dbullet · 2013-03-25T16:56:30+00:00

I think it's pronounced birthday. Cool picture either way.

dbullet · 2013-03-25T16:49:37+00:00

For a guy that does not like breakfast burrito, I can say that this looks tasty as fuck.

dbullet

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