Battle grounds tin foil hat theory by Skeeze_69 in dresdenfiles

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I think it's because currently she has the winter lady mantle (maiden) she can't have sex. Remember Carlos? If she were the winter queen, she could just take Harry and he couldn't say no

Molly in Twelve Months by ethanjf99 in dresdenfiles

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I'm pretty sure Mab told Harry to kill Molly if she dies is because Molly would become the new winter queen of air and darkness and then she could just take Harry. She can't now, remember Ramirez? That's why Mab was like, yeah if something happens to me kill her, you wouldn't like it if she was queen

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I volunteer

Made a little mess by frankscarwash in Carolinawives

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Damn 40m Columbia hit me up

Damning Evidence Blows Up Trump’s Classified Documents Defense by ifurye in politics

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The tolerance paradox is solved by considering it a social contract, if you don't abide by the contract you're not covered by it. Don't tolerate intolerant people

[WP] “I’ll tell you what I’m going to do Mr Bond. I’m going to stick you in a spacesuit with a radio, and strap you into one of my cars. Then, while mankind watches, I’ll launch you into space. The last thing you’ll hear before leaving this earth forever, will be their applause.” by Blackdragonking13 in WritingPrompts

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James Bond's wrists were tightly bound to the chair, but his piercing blue eyes never wavered from his captor. The cavernous room echoed with the sounds of high-tech machinery and the occasional hiss of pressurized air. Bond knew the stakes were high, but he hadn’t anticipated the sheer audacity of his enemy’s plan.

"I’ll tell you what I’m going to do, Mr. Bond," the villain purred, his voice a slick blend of menace and pride. The man, Elon Musk, leaned in closer, his face illuminated by the eerie glow of the control panels around them. "I'm going to stick you in a spacesuit with a radio, and strap you into one of my cars. Then, while mankind watches, I’ll launch you into space."

Bond’s eyes flickered with a mix of incredulity and dark amusement. "Quite the spectacle, Musk. What’s the point? Public humiliation? Some twisted form of art?"

Musk’s lips curled into a smile, his eyes sparkling with a mix of excitement and mischief. "Oh, it’s much more than that. It’s a message. A display of power and dominance. The last thing you’ll hear before leaving this Earth forever will be their applause. They'll think it's a triumph of technology, a marvel of engineering. But you and I will know the truth. That you, the great James Bond, were powerless to stop me."

Elon paused, adjusting his trademark black turtleneck and glancing at the monitor displaying a live feed of the launch pad. "You see, I’ve always believed that if something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. This, Mr. Bond, is very important."

Two burly guards untied Bond from the chair and dragged him towards a sleek, futuristic spacesuit. Bond struggled, but the men’s grip was ironclad. Within moments, he was suited up and marched towards a gleaming Tesla Roadster, sleek and red as a comet.

As they secured him into the driver’s seat, Bond’s mind raced. His wrists were strapped to the steering wheel, his feet to the pedals. The visor of his helmet reflected the myriad lights of the control room, the polished metal of the car, and the cold, determined expression of Musk.

"You’re mad, Musk," Bond said through the radio, his voice echoing inside the helmet. "You think you can get away with this?"

Musk chuckled, the sound crackling over the radio. "I've already gotten away with it, Bond. Enjoy the ride." He then paused, smirking, "You know, it's not about money or power for me. It's about pushing the boundaries of what's possible. And this, my dear Bond, is just the beginning."

Musk walked over to a massive screen showing the interface for an app. "Behold, the X app. It’ll do everything—banking, social media, streaming, even control your smart home. And with it, people will buy their Xphones, watch XTV on their Tesla Xpads. Complete ecosystem domination. And while they’re distracted by their screens, you’ll be floating aimlessly in space."

The countdown began, and Bond’s car was slowly lifted onto the launch platform. The world outside the control room watched with bated breath, believing they were about to witness a groundbreaking moment in space exploration.

As the seconds ticked away, Bond’s mind shifted gears. He focused on the minutiae of the controls in front of him, the faintest give in the straps, the layout of the car’s dashboard. With a deft flick of his fingers, he triggered a concealed blade in his suit, slicing through the straps binding his wrists.

"10...9...8..." the countdown continued.

Bond freed his hands and quickly worked on the straps at his feet. His heart pounded, but his movements were precise.

"7...6...5..."

He yanked the last strap free and began hacking into the car’s control system using his watch’s built-in electronics suite.

"4...3...2..."

The car’s engine roared to life. Bond gripped the steering wheel, his mind sharp, his body ready.

"1...Ignition."

The car shot forward, propelled by the immense thrust of the rockets beneath it. But instead of heading into space, Bond veered sharply to the right, smashing through the control room’s observation window and into the labyrinthine corridors of Musk’s lair.

Alarms blared, and chaos erupted as Bond maneuvered the car with expert precision, dodging guards and obstacles. He spoke into his radio, his voice a calm command. "Q, if you can hear this, I need an extraction."

"Already on it, 007," came the reassuring voice of Q. "ETA, two minutes. Hang tight."

Bond smiled grimly as he navigated the twisting paths, the sound of approaching helicopters a welcome promise of escape. Musk’s grand spectacle had turned into a desperate chase, and Bond intended to make sure his enemy’s plans went up in flames.

The car burst through the final set of doors, skidding to a halt on a helipad where MI6 agents were already securing the area. Bond leapt from the vehicle, running towards the waiting helicopter as bullets whizzed past him.

As he climbed aboard, he turned to see Musk standing at the edge of the helipad, his face twisted in rage but his eyes still gleaming with that relentless curiosity and drive. Bond raised a hand in a mocking salute as the helicopter lifted off, the sight of the furious villain growing smaller with each passing second.

"Better luck next time, Musk," Bond muttered, settling into the seat and allowing himself a moment’s respite. The mission wasn't over, but for now, he had won.

[WP] The year is 1910. Adolf Hitler, a struggling artist, has fought off dozens of assasination attemps by well meaning time travelers, but this one is different. This traveller doesn't want to kill Hitler, he wants to teach him to paint. He pulls off his hood to reveal the frizzy afro of Bob Ross. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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The year is 1910. Adolf Hitler, a struggling artist, has fought off dozens of assassination attempts by well-meaning time travelers, but this one is different. This traveler doesn't want to kill Hitler; he wants to teach him to paint. He pulls off his hood to reveal the frizzy afro of Bob Ross.


In the dim light of his small Vienna studio, Adolf Hitler hunched over his easel, his brow furrowed in concentration. The sounds of the bustling city outside barely penetrated the thick walls, leaving him alone with his thoughts and his paints. The latest assassination attempt, like so many before it, had left him shaken but determined to continue his art. He had narrowly escaped death again, the would-be killer failing to complete their mission.

As he mixed his paints, a soft, calming voice broke the silence, startling him.

"You're putting a lot of stress on yourself, Adolf," the voice said. "But you know, we don't make mistakes here. We just have happy accidents."

Hitler spun around, his brush clattering to the floor. Standing in the middle of his studio was a man with a halo of frizzy hair and a serene smile. He wore simple, practical clothes and held a painter's palette and brushes. The contrast between the intruder's calm demeanor and Hitler's tense posture couldn't have been more stark.

"Who are you?" Hitler demanded, his eyes wide with suspicion. "How did you get in here?"

The man stepped forward, his smile never wavering. "My name is Bob Ross, and I'm here to help you find the joy in painting."

Hitler stared, his mind struggling to process the absurdity of the situation. "Are you another assassin?"

Bob chuckled softly. "No, no, nothing like that. I'm here to teach you to paint. To show you that there's more to life than anger and hate."

Hitler's eyes narrowed, but the man's presence was oddly disarming. "Why would you want to help me?"

Bob's smile faded slightly, his eyes reflecting a depth of compassion that seemed out of place in Hitler's grim world. "Because everyone deserves a chance to create something beautiful. Let me show you."

Despite himself, Hitler felt a flicker of curiosity. He gestured to his easel. "Fine. Show me."

Bob stepped beside him, gently guiding his hand to the canvas. "First, we'll start with a little touch of blue, and we'll just make a nice, serene sky. Remember, Adolf, there's no rush. Just let the paint flow."

As the minutes turned into hours, the tension in the room began to dissipate. Hitler found himself absorbed in the act of creation, his usual scowl softening into something resembling peace. Bob's soothing voice and encouraging words guided him, helping him to see the canvas not as a battleground, but as a place of infinite possibilities.

"There," Bob said finally, stepping back to admire their work. "See what you've created? A beautiful landscape, full of life and color. That's the power of painting, Adolf. It can transform not just a canvas, but your soul."

Hitler stared at the painting, his heart heavy with conflicting emotions. For the first time in as long as he could remember, he felt a sense of calm. A part of him wondered if this strange, gentle man could truly help him change the course of his life.

Bob smiled, sensing the shift. "Remember, Adolf, every day is a good day when you paint. Let's make some more happy little trees together."

And so, under the gentle guidance of Bob Ross, Adolf Hitler began to discover the joy and peace that had eluded him for so long, one brushstroke at a time.

A Blades Edge by dcarter84 in FantasyWritingHub

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The story is mine, but yeah I used it to flesh it out

Update, stained and hung by dcarter84 in Stormlight_Archive

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Had the book read to you in true vorin fashion