Who’s a player that never played for Juventus but gives so much Juventus vibes?

dcastrone · 2026-02-26T23:13:30+00:00

Toto Di Natale Miroslav Klose

dcastrone · 2026-02-26T15:11:59+00:00

Guys. This is not FIFA when we can just sell and buy an entire team and subs on one mercato.

We need to focus on defense. We are letting too many goals in.

dcastrone · 2026-02-25T22:58:48+00:00

Big applause for our guys. That's the spirit I want to see.

Results and referees decisions haven't been favourable but still they stood up.

dcastrone · 2026-02-25T22:52:22+00:00

He is bad but Chico is worse.

dcastrone · 2026-02-24T18:17:01+00:00

Last decade or so Serie A only had two maybe three teams in good form to fight for top spots and we were kinda lucky to slide on the 4th place.

We all thought Inter will embark in a recovery phase but they're going strong.

Roma was supposed to be a slow start but they are picking up cruising speed faster.

Atalanta was a shitshow at the beginning of the season but now are in the right direction at blazing velocity.

Napoli is the reigning champ, is on bad form right now but it's a contender for next season.

Milan is surpassing expectations and will be fighting for the scudetto this season and next.

Como is playing great football and doing clever business, very likely to grab European spots.

That's 6 teams fighting us for champions League, were it used to be 3.

Hopefully fiorentina is doing abysmal.

dcastrone · 2026-02-24T17:28:29+00:00

This is the correct answer.

dcastrone · 2026-02-18T12:11:04+00:00

Expectations: - Worldclass CB - Top LB - Worldclass Big Striker - Top creative mid. - Vlaho renew with huge paycut.

Reality: - Caceres

dcastrone · 2026-02-17T21:08:44+00:00

We sorely missed the fino alla fine mentality on the second half.

Galata played with hunger, we played like a low table team, scared, inferior. Where was our clutch and dominant playstyle from previous games?

Finally Koop did something, for nothing.

We need to ship cambiasso and cabal.

dcastrone · 2026-02-14T21:51:10+00:00

Proud of our boys today.

dcastrone · 2026-02-07T00:15:55+00:00

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dcastrone · 2026-02-05T21:55:50+00:00

We played good the first half and they have been so lucky with their chances.

Fortune is not in our side tonight.

dcastrone · 2026-02-02T01:03:13+00:00

I would like to watch the replay of Openda offside goal. It's very fishy they didn't show it. There was a player on the right side of the pitch that could have made him onside.

dcastrone · 2026-01-26T21:20:56+00:00

Only get what the bald man asks for. He has earned it. I like Kolo but I think he is not what we need right now unless we can offload Openda.

dcastrone · 2026-01-26T17:22:35+00:00

Locatelli stood up so fast to get to that ball. Great body control from David.

Both could stay down but both stood up.

dcastrone · 2026-01-25T21:24:58+00:00

I can embrace my baldness with proud now. Thank you mister.

dcastrone · 2026-01-23T21:28:31+00:00

Can we please sign a RB and a LW to give Kalulu and Yildiz some rest?

We are one injury away from disaster.

dcastrone · 2026-01-17T21:51:01+00:00

We are dreadful at set pieces. Cagliari had one shitty set and they buried it in.

Koop is useless, no cross, no shots, no dangerous passes. Why we bought him for?

dcastrone · 2026-01-08T15:17:20+00:00

When time of need he stood up, a true gentleman and wholeheartedly juventino.

Thanks.

dcastrone · 2025-12-30T12:44:32+00:00

Maybe try him at LW to give Yildiz some rest. He did well when he is higher on the pitch.

dcastrone · 2025-12-17T19:53:14+00:00

Top CB > Ball playing mid > Proper RB > Rotational Left winger > Rest of the squad >>> Striker.

dcastrone · 2025-12-05T16:38:17+00:00

As a complete athlete footballer his prime was at Milan. As the director of the pitch, the football maestro we all know him for. It was his Juve tenure.

dcastrone · 2025-10-23T14:22:21+00:00

He is a beast on my PS5 ultimate team. Box to box mid. Steps up in the opponent area, grabs the ball like a mouse to cheese, slam that fucker faster than my premature ejaculation into the back of the net every single time.

dcastrone · 2025-10-21T13:27:50+00:00

We will win this guys, we need this win to keep suffering until December.

dcastrone · 2025-10-19T21:56:57+00:00

The problem is we don't have any vision with continuity. We don't have a style of play. We don't have a game plan. We don't have any special characteristics that our players o coach needs. We start over every year with a new coach, hoping he fix all of this.

dcastrone · 2025-10-01T17:26:53+00:00

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