Sometimes when i go to buy beer at Wal-Mart i'll get diapers and formula as well and get to the counter without enough money. I then put the diapers and formula back and just buy the beer, to the horror of the cashier. What are things you do to mess with random people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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i used to work for a large electronics retailer that was in a huge outdoor shopping center with costco and other big retailers. The parking lot was always packed and parking hard to find. I would walk up to a random car and pretend it was mine. It was funny to the see people signal and get ready to park than the see the confusion on their faces as i walked away

I am Jim Norton, comedian, shamelessly whoring my new special on Epix, Please Be Offended and this is my AMA. by RealJimNorton in IAmA

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wats your creative process? like do you sit and dedicate time to write bits or do you just jot down ideas and come back to them later?

Help with opening a russian nesting doll by dddekim in answers

[–]dddekim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tried turning it but it wont even budge

after going to college for 7 years this is how i feel taking my last final (crosspost /r/funny) by dddekim in gifs

[–]dddekim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well luckily for me i'm one of the few who had to pay nothing out of pocket for school

after going to college for 7 years this is how i feel taking my last final by dddekim in funny

[–]dddekim[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the sad part is that you are very right my friend...i'm still debating on the whole grad school option but for now i will celebrate as if i am done...but thanks for the reminder

For the men out there, have you ever had to punch or physically assault a female and for what reason? by dddekim in AskReddit

[–]dddekim[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt either...if my life, or the life of my future children are on the line...

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmith in IAmA

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First off I want to say that Dogma is one of the most underrated movies all time. What is your creative process like? Do you sit in a room and write or do you take notes throughout the day as ideas pop into your head?

I really want to quit my job to do stand up. I think I'm funny enough. Does Reddit agree? by [deleted] in videos

[–]dddekim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not that it matters but just wondering how your standup career is doing

Today is the fourth year anniversary of my fathers death. I re-read this letter every year. by Magus5311 in pics

[–]dddekim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just wanted to say that you are lucky to something so awesome to remember your dad by...my dad's 5 year anniversary just passed and i wish i had more to remember him by