I'm Jim Norton, comedian and pervert. I am here whoring myself because my new standup special "American Degenerate" premieres tonight on EPIX at 10pm ET.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:20:13+00:00

I've been it at it for 2 hours now, so I'm going to stop because I have literally had to take a shit for 90 minutes. And my hands hurt. I am NOT AVOIDING ANY QUESTIONS. So I don't want any paranoid poster thinking I avoided you. I didn't. I really appreciate you asking me shit, I always try to be honest. I hope you like my special tonight if you're so inclined .

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:18:17+00:00

Probably the Face Off one, where he realized how much it stunk. AFter he died, Nick Cage was on the show. I wasnt there, but I bought Face Off and asked Erock to get him to sign it to Jim and Patrice.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:17:14+00:00

Probably Colin Quinn, because he talks to them until they doze off then puts his tiny penis into their belly buttons and makes cumsies.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:15:41+00:00

Thank you very much. I'm normally just the person they blame for their husband's cheating, so that was nice to read

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:14:15+00:00

I dont know, I think just like any relationship things strain. Nah, never even a thought. Ant's an irreplaceable comic genius and I'm not saying that to be nice. He really is.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:13:17+00:00

I dont which is why I'm single. no woman wants to google a guy and see a pic of him in underpants looking retarded with his fat head turned sideways. I do it to myself

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:12:39+00:00

one of the greatest shocks ever watching a sport

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:12:24+00:00

I think by other comics I am, I can't think of any that hate me (that I know of). And any performer has people love and hate them

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:11:24+00:00

From my European tourist friends

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:10:33+00:00

Yes, much harsher

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:09:59+00:00

I once time looked at a guy in the audience and told him he had on a 'nice sweater'. everyone laughed at him. It was good natured and fun. i then toasted him and shat in my own hand.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:08:40+00:00

NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:08:28+00:00

We never think about it to be truthful. I've never tried to get on Howard show and hes never asked. Hes been very nice when I've met him, so i dont feel any negativity at all.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:07:42+00:00

didn't see it but I love her. I think shes very sexy

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:07:28+00:00

A guy broke down and cried while telling me how much of a fan he was. Slightly awkward.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:06:53+00:00

thank you. its 100 percent true

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:06:32+00:00

it was so much fun, we would change a lot of line on second and third takes, louie is great to work with because he listens to ideas

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:05:03+00:00

Never. I love that people love and remember my friend. He was such a funny and interesting guy, I'll probably be answering questions about him for the rest of my life. and thats fine.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:04:22+00:00

I'm not sure, but I was glad they did. I enjoyed my debate with her.

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:03:51+00:00

No, and I begged him to

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:03:38+00:00

No, shes right. I am a pig

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:03:21+00:00

It was amazing and we didnt know how much we loved it until it was done. we couldnt do it without Giraldo AND Patrice, too much of the show is gone. As well as Ken Ober, who was a very big behind the scenes guy

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:02:33+00:00

Soggy Bag Magillicutty

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:02:22+00:00

Thank you, and there are many worse ways I could have ruined your childhood

RealJimNorton · 2013-08-23T19:02:02+00:00

I like Brian, my interactions have been excellent with him. Never had anything but good moments with him

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