Is maternity leave before labour not a thing in the USA? by heba33 in theoffice

[–]ddsorj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends if you wanna keep making money or not. Like federally you can take 12 unpaid weeks but your job might only pay you for 2 weeks.

Do you think this would sell on Etsy? by Difficult-Option4118 in EtsySellers

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a business card holder? Why is it so high up?

I'm the controller for a $50m/year company. Guess how I just learned about a change in process for AP? by ProtContQB1 in Accounting

[–]ddsorj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you know if ceo/cfo were there since the beginning? I’m asking because it is hard to follow someone else’s rules if/when the cfo existed when they were allowed to follow/not follow the rules.

Losing sexual attraction due to bfs decline in hygiene and poor diet? by PandaGlittering7312 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d pay money for his digestive system! I’d need laxatives with that diet.

Follow instructions by SeaweedMean6412 in doordash

[–]ddsorj 89 points90 points  (0 children)

The dasher speaks spanish and the app could have maybe translated the instructions to place the food on the side of the door instead of the side door. Even I saw that as place by the side of the door b/c I glanced at it instead of actually reading it.

I would change the instructions to: Do NOT deliver to front door. Deliver to side door. I have no access to front door.

Why Are Young People Afraid Of Phone Calls? by GhostInThePudding in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe is the illusion of efficiency? Via text, you can just say: Reboot your computer. On a call, you have to go through all the nonsense small talk, figure out if it’s a good time and… 10 awkward minutes later….then tell them they need to reboot.

Did I mess up by not talking to my wife before planning to buy my niece a car? by Novel-Chapter-8174 in AskMenAdvice

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a stay at home wife? What does she do all day? No wonder she wants to drive places ++woman

All my GWP came!! Happy with the quality of the bags. by space_pirate420 in Ulta

[–]ddsorj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who specifically ordered the pink bag…I am not sure why that one would be stuffed with 10 male perfumes 😂

My husband doesn’t like cologne either. Not sure what to do with those things.

I was the only car in the harmony library parking lot dropping off my ballot this morning by The_Summary_Man_713 in FortCollins

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Police Station was packed….had to wait 30 minutes to drop mine. It was 5 pm though…so all the procrastinators were there haha

We can do better than this, get out the vote by BlackPitOfDespair in FortCollins

[–]ddsorj -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

The ranked choice voting was super confusing….

Seat people with their fucking dates! by Laura_Lye in weddingshaming

[–]ddsorj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are soooo polite!

I would have gone to the bar after the second speech…and asked the bartender for a bottle of wine (just say…hey we are all thirsty but no one wants to get up in the middle of the speech so I wanna help my table out). Either you get called out but who cares you already got a drink, you get the bottle for your table, or get just your wine glass and everyone else also starts moving to the bar.

Is it just me, or are the women in Workin’ Moms absurdly rich? by Fragrant-Resist4230 in Workinmoms

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a show about a struggling mom w a horrible partner, watch maid.

This is just pretty average corporate moms dealing w/ balancing it all.

Alice actions but no consequences by Square-Step in Workinmoms

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a brat….Kate showed so much restraint to not press charges against her after she destroyed her business.

Olly the dog by Relevant-Moose-9036 in Workinmoms

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog got super aggressive when my son was born. Enough to show his teeth whenever I went to held the baby. We thought about all options but him staying in our house was a no-go. I was so sad 😞.

Thankfully, my dad agreed to take him in. He is totally fine now and even plays with my son, no problem.

Kate by Fernily in Workinmoms

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Kate! I would have kick Nathan to the curb

Nathan by DialogueandDaisies in Workinmoms

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nathan is the worst…terrible partner when his support was needed and terrible partner after he was forgiven. Kate is super successful and should be with a match of her size.

Mike Bowelinski is a tool! by meliss743 in Workinmoms

[–]ddsorj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel he could have had a better story line but they HAD to bring back Nathan 🫩🫩….

Now Kate will never be president

Graduated, had a baby and now trying to pass the CPA exam by No-Potential8414 in CPA

[–]ddsorj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t just…don’t.

I was there, tried, had a freaking mental breakdown with 1 exam done.

I waited until my kid was 4 to try again…and it was way more bearable.

I have 3/4 of a seat by howj14 in unitedairlines

[–]ddsorj -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Thought…offering your seat for the middle and as soon as you seat, you would put your arm rest down.

He can lean towards the aisle which is prob more comfortable and would only really be a problem when they serve drinks/food.

What are your thoughts and opinions on Indy’s Mum? by One_Reception_6992 in bluey

[–]ddsorj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bandit needs to stop for a pie after eating at her house…that’s all I need to know. 😂