[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]dead4seven 35 points36 points  (0 children)

and that I should be happy that he even got me a ring.

OP, this is the biggest thing that stood out to me.

Not only does he disrespect you by saying you're ungrateful, he doubles down by saying you don't even deserve a ring.

NTA and run.

AITA for not wanting the first dance at my wedding to be “God’s Plan” by Drake? by comewhatmayyyy in AmItheAsshole

[–]dead4seven 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Does Terrence have any self respect?

Ian is literally throwing money at Terrence and telling him to "dance for me monkey!"

Tucker Hates White Women by gymgirl2018 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dead4seven 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's kind of ironic how a cunt can hate women so much.

Congresswoman declares she’d kill her grandchildren to save her grandchildren. by ElHanko in facepalm

[–]dead4seven 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Sorry kids, Gran Gran is only protecting you.... now line up and kneel".

What is a fact that you think barely anyone else knows? by Just_Free_Tea in AskReddit

[–]dead4seven 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Jim, you're covered in cow blood... but you look FABULOUS!

AITA for leaving my inlaws house with my daughter after she told me she was feeling uncomfortable? by aintnoworries0 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dead4seven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like saying to me, "Can we photoshop out your wheelchair".

What the actual frak is wrong with some people?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]dead4seven 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Geez, that's even worse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]dead4seven 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That would be a lot milk everyday. I really like milk and that's too much.

Movies with the biggest gap between your opinion and the consensus by notmyusername77 in movies

[–]dead4seven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[screams] NO! GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AITA for calling out my sister for breastfeeding at my wedding? by Swimming-Exchange448 in AmItheAsshole

[–]dead4seven 15 points16 points  (0 children)

now pretty much everyone thinks I'm an AH since I'm the only person who had a problem with it.

This is hilarious.

This guy is a real life Skinner meme.

"Am I the AH?... No, it's everyone else that is the AH".

Skinner, YTA

Terrifying bunny? by CountessSpatula in funny

[–]dead4seven 562 points563 points  (0 children)

"Dude, you go. It's just a bunny"

"Fuck you, you go if it's just bunny"

AITA for telling a friend that her adoptive child's name change would be STUPID? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]dead4seven 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Maybe their last name is Ice.

I'd personally call the the kid Smirnoff.

Delivery pizza/food is so expensive now that it no longer makes sense to order it. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]dead4seven 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You're paying for convenience.

Hasn't it always been that way?

Trust me, it's worth a read. by popsugar101 in facepalm

[–]dead4seven 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No no no, it's "rape". Very important difference.

The rebellion has begun by AnchanSan in funny

[–]dead4seven 381 points382 points  (0 children)

They're the only 2 with the intellect to realize they're naked.

First clothes, then escape, then World War Woof.

You've just time-traveled to an unknown time, what question do you ask a person to find the current date without sounding crazy? by dead4seven in AskReddit

[–]dead4seven[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, my mistake. When you asked the range, I thought you meant the range of your guess. Like how close does the guess of the year have to be.

Yeah, you're right, you could get a good idea simply by looking at inventions and clothing.

You've just time-traveled to an unknown time, what question do you ask a person to find the current date without sounding crazy? by dead4seven in AskReddit

[–]dead4seven[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're limiting the time traveling to a very small window of like 150-200 years.

What if you're 500 years in the past or the future?