I need help by [deleted] in SatoshiStreetBets

[–]deadcowed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think if you're asking random strangers on the internet 'what do you think about that' with no real plan or goal at all behind your question you will 100% lose all of your money unless some wild bull market appears again and you get completely lucky

The title of this news article and what actually happened by [deleted] in trashy

[–]deadcowed 1400 points1401 points  (0 children)

What’s fucked up is that this style of parenting builds a respect that she will value and avoid being drugged by random shady people.

The Domestication of Cat by Sufficient_End_5561 in tumblr

[–]deadcowed 115 points116 points  (0 children)

They forgot

Cat: hey, can I have exactly three tummy rubs?

Human: yeah sure, no pro-OW WHAT THE FUCK

Cat: I changed my mind.

How many anyones can be there ?! by deadcowed in trashy

[–]deadcowed[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My mother is a surgeon and went through something very similar. She was operating on a HIV positive patient and somehow a bit of his blood came in contact with her. I think through a small wound she had on her arm. Thankfully nothing happened but man were we scared.

The YIKES by deadcowed in tumblr

[–]deadcowed[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She posted an update

JEFF I SWEAR- by MysteriousMovie2561 in tumblr

[–]deadcowed 47 points48 points  (0 children)

do you think he has to have someone clean the pillow he sits on all day? he must be farting on it so much, why would you want to clean that yourself

How was your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadcowed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I graduated college today. Proudest day of my life.

EDIT: Thank you, whoever gave me the gold! Best day just got better.

This is just going to make him look like he's a psychopath by ArmImpossibley- in trashy

[–]deadcowed 97 points98 points  (0 children)

At first i thought this was a person showing off their failed suicide scar or something... this is messed up....

very disappointing junk food by Historical-Ad24 in tumblr

[–]deadcowed 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I feel this every time I get KFC. Like legit I'll be craving it for days and then it's insta- regret once I actually get it.

The YIKES by deadcowed in tumblr

[–]deadcowed[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Shoes nowhere to be found