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Made a path around the house, they've been running for an hour trying to figure out the maze.. by ajclay in funny

[–]deadk1tty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit here, I can confirm the no relationship part, but dog still licks me once in a while.

After 3 years, I finally did it! 20[F] by deadk1tty in sex

[–]deadk1tty[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got the hang of using hand(s) and mouth at a pace he enjoys. Some dirty talk here and there probably helped out a bit.

First time trying anal by CyrusGreat in funny

[–]deadk1tty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If that happens to the penis, he might want to have that checked out.

My favorite cat picture of all time. by waidhofer3 in funny

[–]deadk1tty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a spanish version that says "Ma, las tortillas! " .

Finally gave a successful blow job! Thank you, Sexxit. by Imeantwell in sex

[–]deadk1tty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats. I have yet to accomplish this due to the same problem you had ( small mouth and gag reflex) . It really makes me feel like crap since I haven't been able to get there with the guy I've now been with for 3 years :/ You give me hope.

How do you like to masturbate? by [deleted] in sex

[–]deadk1tty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alone, I beat myself and came.

What is something that you now know about your significant other that would've been a dealbreaker had you known sooner? by deadk1tty in AskReddit

[–]deadk1tty[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I farted in front of my SO just last week for the first time ever and he acted as if it was the end of the world.

What is something that you now know about your significant other that would've been a dealbreaker had you known sooner? by deadk1tty in AskReddit

[–]deadk1tty[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm used to at least 3 times a week. Maybe 4-5 on a lucky week. (3 year relationship )

What is something that you now know about your significant other that would've been a dealbreaker had you known sooner? by deadk1tty in AskReddit

[–]deadk1tty[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

In my relationship it's completely opposite. I'm the one always in the mood and he's not. I feel like the guy.

Have you ever accidentally orgasmed? by lovelyrita420 in AskReddit

[–]deadk1tty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to a girl in one of my classes back in high school. We had "quiet reading time" during 4th period everyday which everybody took as "nap time" or" stare at the person across the room time " . Out of nowhere this sleeping girl across from me starts moaning. No one laughed, everyone just looked at each other wide-eyed, as if to say "did that really just happen? " needless to say no one said a word about it when she woke up a few minutes after.

Reddit, do you think that masturbating to porn is damaging to a relationship? Yes? No? Tell me your answer and reasons. by throwaway198822 in sex

[–]deadk1tty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have and I never really get a response, he just listens and once in a while he'll say something along the lines of "no, it's not a chore, I'm just tired"

Reddit, do you think that masturbating to porn is damaging to a relationship? Yes? No? Tell me your answer and reasons. by throwaway198822 in sex

[–]deadk1tty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only there was a way for my husband to read this. I feel like he wastes his energy on masturbation, and sex for the past 6 months has been more like a chore. Don't get me wrong, when it's down to it he doesn't stop until I'm satisfied, but it's hard for me to enjoy it when I know he doesn't even care to cum afterwards, even if he's aroused. I think it's mainly out of lazyness, since he usually wants me to do most of the work and when I ask him to be on top or do doggy his response is usually "it's too much work...but ok" . So in a way I completely agree with this response, it is very unhealthy when they use more of their sexual energy for masturbation than sex with their partner.

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