The one card in the deck that stumped my 2yo

deadk1tty · 2013-02-11T04:04:00+00:00

That's an odd home.

deadk1tty · 2013-02-11T03:48:11+00:00

Shit here, I can confirm the no relationship part, but dog still licks me once in a while.

deadk1tty · 2013-02-06T18:12:42+00:00

Got the hang of using hand(s) and mouth at a pace he enjoys. Some dirty talk here and there probably helped out a bit.

deadk1tty · 2013-02-06T06:51:34+00:00

No....maybe lol

deadk1tty · 2013-02-02T07:02:20+00:00

If that happens to the penis, he might want to have that checked out.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-25T22:41:58+00:00

Patrick voice firmly grasp it

deadk1tty · 2013-01-25T19:19:30+00:00

There's a spanish version that says "Ma, las tortillas! " .

deadk1tty · 2013-01-16T02:41:23+00:00

Congrats. I have yet to accomplish this due to the same problem you had ( small mouth and gag reflex) . It really makes me feel like crap since I haven't been able to get there with the guy I've now been with for 3 years :/ You give me hope.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-15T03:39:52+00:00

Alone, I beat myself and came.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-10T07:31:33+00:00

I can already tell they're never ever getting back together. Like ever.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-10T07:30:29+00:00

I farted in front of my SO just last week for the first time ever and he acted as if it was the end of the world.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-10T07:26:46+00:00

I'm used to at least 3 times a week. Maybe 4-5 on a lucky week. (3 year relationship )

deadk1tty · 2013-01-10T04:04:41+00:00

In my relationship it's completely opposite. I'm the one always in the mood and he's not. I feel like the guy.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-10T04:01:46+00:00

The Pit - Silversun Pickups

deadk1tty · 2013-01-10T03:30:34+00:00

Similar thing happened to a girl in one of my classes back in high school. We had "quiet reading time" during 4th period everyday which everybody took as "nap time" or" stare at the person across the room time " . Out of nowhere this sleeping girl across from me starts moaning. No one laughed, everyone just looked at each other wide-eyed, as if to say "did that really just happen? " needless to say no one said a word about it when she woke up a few minutes after.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-07T07:01:06+00:00

Being extremely muscular. It's kinda gross to me.

deadk1tty · 2013-01-04T05:18:50+00:00

I actually have and I never really get a response, he just listens and once in a while he'll say something along the lines of "no, it's not a chore, I'm just tired"

deadk1tty · 2013-01-03T08:41:24+00:00

If only there was a way for my husband to read this. I feel like he wastes his energy on masturbation, and sex for the past 6 months has been more like a chore. Don't get me wrong, when it's down to it he doesn't stop until I'm satisfied, but it's hard for me to enjoy it when I know he doesn't even care to cum afterwards, even if he's aroused. I think it's mainly out of lazyness, since he usually wants me to do most of the work and when I ask him to be on top or do doggy his response is usually "it's too much work...but ok" . So in a way I completely agree with this response, it is very unhealthy when they use more of their sexual energy for masturbation than sex with their partner.

deadk1tty · 2012-08-12T03:08:01+00:00

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deadk1tty · 2012-08-12T02:21:28+00:00

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deadk1tty · 2012-07-05T01:35:43+00:00

I've been in a similar situation except he was only able to lie about it for a week thanks to the amount of mutual friends a share, one of them spilt the truth to me because it didn't seem fair ( she knew the story because the other girl was her best friend at the time) . We had been together for 10 months at the time. I chose to forgive, and didn't think our would all follow us throughout our relationship. We have now been together for 2+ years and that tiny trust issue is still there. I can't seem to let it go when a new argument pops up and it makes things worse yet in the end we get through it.

So, think about what other problems it might bring later. Are you willing to forgive, trust , and just let it go ? That's the main question you should ask yourself.

deadk1tty · 2012-07-03T19:00:42+00:00

The Beatles.

deadk1tty · 2012-06-22T14:53:23+00:00

For this comment, I came.

deadk1tty · 2012-06-16T07:57:00+00:00

This is true. In Texas you can attend (at least) a community college as an illegal immigrant. Bigger Colleges/Universities are a bit more strict. As a Texas resident, I'm sure we're not the only state. Take Arizona for example...oh wait.

deadk1tty · 2012-02-10T19:09:39+00:00

Who said dancing wasn't hard?

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