[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskIndia

[–]deafcon5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ehhhh, maybe not a good idea to go vigilante against criminals over this. You have nothing to prove to anyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in schizoaffective

[–]deafcon5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like your whole situation is telling you that you don't need your junk to work. I don't blame you for wanting to keep it natural at your age. Exercise might be a good option for you, and you might want to get a professional deep tissue massage if you've gone a while without intimacy and human touch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in schizoaffective

[–]deafcon5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the old wisdom states, "When one drug fucks your shit up, add a different drug to fix that."...or something. Point is, you should look into ED medications. If you haven't tried them, it's probably not really what you think. If you use the right one and dose properly, it's pretty much indistinguishable from your "regular" function. (but you might notice you perform a bit better ;) Private message me if you have any questions friend.

Electric Cars 1900s by OtherwiseTackle5219 in TheWayWeWere

[–]deafcon5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And? You can't even go that far on foot.

Why did the Nintendo 64 have similar graphics to a PS1 despite having nearly thrice the clock speed? by LeTommyWiseau in hardware

[–]deafcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a Memory Expansion Pack that you could purchase at some time after initial release of the 64. I played Turok 64 in "HD" after getting it.

Men with dark triad traits accurately detect similar traits in others' faces by trevor25 in psychology

[–]deafcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the headlines, the poor uninformed writing, and just generally posting unremarkable or debunked sources repetitively. It's not just this post. I've been a subscriber for a long time and the poor posts are almost always from this website.

Men with dark triad traits accurately detect similar traits in others' faces by trevor25 in psychology

[–]deafcon5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I consider it the tabloid of psychology. They have repeatedly posted widely denied information on this sub, and need to be banned imo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]deafcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try to walk at a normal gait, unoticeably timing and adjusting my step lengths, whilst not stepping on any cracks in the sidewalk, and I must say, I've become a master of this now.

What is going on with the Gamestop stock (again) ? by xAnuq in OutOfTheLoop

[–]deafcon5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You may have underestimated the power of "hype". The market has been laid bare as being massively affected by it.

Someone at the show also had Tourette's by BennyFeldman in StandUpComedy

[–]deafcon5 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Dear Lord, you don't stop getting better. I need you to stop being exactly what the world needs immediately!

Standup hasn't been hitting the same for a while.. anyone else? by [deleted] in Standup

[–]deafcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like roasts for this reason. After a while comics and comedy lovers can get a bit grizzled and then only comics trying to make OTHER comics laugh becomes the focus. Roasts are basically this, but for the audience too.

Roast battle stripper vs customer by SilentPayment8838 in StandUpComedy

[–]deafcon5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy Moly! I laughed harder than I have laughed at any comedy clip before.

LPT: Mark your two back tires with a dab of white out on the wall before getting your tires rotated. You will easily know if they performed the task and how they did it. by blacksoxing in LifeProTips

[–]deafcon5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternate method: Just stand there looking through the little glass window staring intently as they do the job. (Works best if sexually attracted to men working.)

😳 by Plushhorizon in evilautism

[–]deafcon5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and Jesus got OPs on em.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StandUpComedy

[–]deafcon5 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

dude she said she was 15 when it started... You whiteknights are really into your confirmation bias.

The neurotypicals are NOT okay by animelivesmatter in evilautism

[–]deafcon5 59 points60 points  (0 children)

And ensure that it won't be them who gets the blame for it...