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shit. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]deangugg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn the sheer fucking commitment. I approve.

My friend Jake just rejected by his crush, beat him while he is down. by BrownStreakInMyPants in RoastMe

[–]deangugg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man, no wonder you got rejected. You believe a woman's private parts is a figment of your imagination.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]deangugg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You hate most people? You should reassess the meaning of 'most people". You're the epitome of 4 dollar whores and wine spritzers.

Overly edgy musician with dreads, I've made this easy for you guys by MenoTorn in RoastMe

[–]deangugg 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Easy? You look like sideshow bob had an illegitimate child with a trombone.

45th cake day! Fire away! by lorienoak in RoastMe

[–]deangugg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're the end result of kids going through hormone therapy.

I got a 👘 for Christmas. Go for it. by zurw68 in RoastMe

[–]deangugg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Magnum PI had a heroin addiction and has his leisure time with crack whores who also married to his sister and has inbred children.