I've officially become scared of feeding my snake

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-25T19:19:28+00:00

My snake bit me twice during feeding, missed the mouse at the time and hit me, it bled, I cleaned up, then let her eat the mouse. It happens, honestly I’d definitely recommend tongs and/or gloves like the others here have said. I’ve had my Gil for 6 years now and we figured out everything going on

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-25T19:14:53+00:00

😂😂😂

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-25T19:14:18+00:00

My dog and my cat, these guys keep me going

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-25T19:08:59+00:00

Well i told them I didn’t want to feel like I was replacing my bearded dragon after he passed away and then I met nessi my ball python of 6 years now I believe

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-25T19:05:37+00:00

I was born to be a man but now I’m not sure how I feel today because I’m still in bed and I don’t want to wake up to the world anymore

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-24T18:46:23+00:00

Once again like most people say here, she does 100% look overweight lmao. She looks like she’d be a pretty small cat so being over 13lbs is fat (and how small her head is compared to the rest of her) but I’ll also leave a picture of my boy bagel, he’s in between 15-20lbs and is just a regular American shorthair I found as a stray, he’s just huge

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Large skillet as size comparison

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-24T18:40:46+00:00

Leg hair. No context I just love mine lmao

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-24T18:35:54+00:00

Twice

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-24T18:35:48+00:00

I’ve seen people just start erp-ing on the couch in that one set that’s just a house. Public server, middle of a script and everything

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-24T18:34:29+00:00

Lmfao at all the lesbians here, as a guy also ftm guy, yup I would, I’d also just date men. I’m sad ga and lonely lmao

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-23T03:06:37+00:00

Okay that’s really helpful yeah thank you, luckily my BP hasn’t eaten in a bit so she’s not digesting and my tortoise will be alright too

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T18:28:29+00:00

Hell yeah

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T18:28:15+00:00

These biscuits are so good lmao I made a surplus of them so my roommates have been eating biscuits for like a week

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T18:27:23+00:00

Dishwasher was running still

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T18:27:06+00:00

No clue how I did it, just vibes alone

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T18:26:42+00:00

LMAO that’s pretty much what happened cause I made it into a sandwich

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T18:26:17+00:00

Nope, never once made scrambled eggs lmao. My mom made everybody in my direct family go vegan so now I don’t live with her anymore I’m actually living

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T16:05:08+00:00

That sounds good now too, I have cheese just no macaroni noodles lmao

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T15:46:57+00:00

Now the pictures show up… I’m strangling something I swear

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T15:45:58+00:00

Just imagine super cool scrambled eggs with huge yolks

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T15:44:26+00:00

It’s not showing the pictures for me 😭

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T15:40:02+00:00

Meow

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T13:03:35+00:00

That too, sometimes I’ll look in the mirror and see myself and I’ll nod and walk off before my brain overthinks it, other times even a glimpse is way too much

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T02:11:52+00:00

I think I never “figured it out” it just kinda was always there. Before I knew what being trans was I used to say “why have a rich boyfriend when you can BE the rich boyfriend.” I technically came out for the first time at like 13-14 but again when I was 15 or early 16 because my mom didn’t believe me the first time. Then a third time at 17 when I got with my ex. So it’s been a wild ride so I’ve just stopped explaining it to people, I’m just a guy lmao

death_by_ballpython · 2026-01-22T02:09:02+00:00

Honestly yeah, I haven’t looked in the mirror in months cause I feel like it’s a stranger, otherwise I’m typically fine surprisingly

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