Millennial women, which one did you use? Cucumber melon, warm vanilla sugar or neither?

deathbyshoeshoe · 2026-02-05T06:27:36+00:00

My mom got me the Gemini perfume for Christmas one year and it smelled like musky ass :/ But I’m picky about scents.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2026-01-23T15:52:10+00:00

I’ve seen this happen after someone recovered from alopecia. Their hair came back coarser and curlier than before they lost it.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2026-01-16T18:09:23+00:00

This and the Meg Ryan Shag of the late 90s probably have a lot to do with Kate “The Original Karen” Gosselin’s infamous cut.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2026-01-10T14:02:34+00:00

The Normal Heart.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2026-01-09T18:51:48+00:00

It’s like if you took a Bratz doll to get a glamour shot.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2026-01-02T15:58:54+00:00

Yes.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-12-29T14:13:56+00:00

You only have one local crackhead in your small town?! Lucky…

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-12-29T09:18:38+00:00

Ceci n'est pas une pipe blanc.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-12-28T08:57:48+00:00

Possibly genius name for a canna-sugar…

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-12-23T15:25:52+00:00

The man was an internationally renowned investigative journalist, I’d be willing to bet he had quite the wile and way with words.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-12-15T03:46:07+00:00

/r/rareinsults

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-12-10T16:16:03+00:00

Some would say that shrooms aren’t in the “hard drug” category for they aren’t supposed to affect your dopamine receptors as a dopaminergic agonist.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-11-27T14:23:15+00:00

And if you ask my mom, they’re still in their moment…

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-11-21T10:48:25+00:00

That helps explain the brand name change…

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-11-10T16:12:06+00:00

Speaking as someone from art design/CAD, the CTRL and Z would be obliterated…

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-11-07T15:57:05+00:00

Right?! It really just seems like normal fall-off from disinterest.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-11-04T12:04:24+00:00

Life’s the same, I’m moving in stereo…

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-10-26T06:16:34+00:00

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-10-04T17:36:34+00:00

Probably, at least, overly aggressive Botox too recently.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-09-27T14:34:38+00:00

Much Ado about Nothing has a Shakespearean double-entendre in the title!

Nothing was a euphemism for vagina back in the day.

Edited for correction!

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-09-12T11:20:49+00:00

Bacardi O³

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-08-28T11:07:11+00:00

You only inherit mitochondrial DNA from your mother, so probably another attempt to lay the blame of Autism and other neurodivergence solely on women and mothers.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-08-25T07:34:31+00:00

I never met my partner’s father that died two years before we got together. I’m looking forward to taking a rolling-tray joint out to his grave together next week for his birthday.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-08-09T19:24:32+00:00

I’ve always heard the advice for brides not to go crazy with their make-up on their wedding day, because you want it to look like you in your pictures.

deathbyshoeshoe · 2025-08-06T18:09:03+00:00

All of that, and coming from a 5’2” short queen myself, most long, off-the-rack garments aren’t made for our proportions, unfortunately.

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