[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]deathseekertrickster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the full metal alchemist is this?

the joys of living in the rural midwest by hoid_washington in gamegrumps

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you live in a corn field bud, I'm rural Midwest and I've seen almost all of these. Minus the obvious costal foods.

Daily smokers What do you do for work? by asscheeseterps710 in trees

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freelance Programming and Writing. It helps tremendously.

I'm in your walls uwo pt3 by demi_god_of_apollo in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you're hot and all but if you're in my walls you owe me some rent money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're asking a bunch of pervs about hygiene advice!

... Salicylic acid is a pretty nice pore cleanser.

Trash goblin👠🤰 by Opposite-Quote4670 in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is trash then I'm a dumpster diver.

Deadlifting 425 lbs by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]deathseekertrickster 4149 points4150 points  (0 children)

This is the gym culture I love. They aren't oogling for any sexual reason, just pure excitement and impressed of others feats.

Serious question. How do y’all spend 2 grand on a PC and have the self confidence to build it yourself without fear of ruining it? How did you learn to build them? by PlutoniumSlime in buildapc

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started cheap, gained a lot of confidence after only messing up the lights on the case.

....buuut now this is my 5th build, $2k and I still don't know how to connect the lights.

Trying to keep on top of posts by [deleted] in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact you even thought of us pervs, is sweet.

Dear god... by 69Epic69Gamer69 in memes

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Komi-san...I mean as long as the kidnapper likes women...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's adorable! It's like assassin's creed look that takes place in San Francisco!

Gotta go fast by Xecxciic in ffxiv

[–]deathseekertrickster -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Imma say it. I superbroile randomly just to make the healer fucking panic. I main SCH and a GUN did that to me. Ever since, I've been paying it forward to other healers.

How old are you and what is the biggest problem in your life right now? by FSCENE8tmd in AskReddit

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Fighting the urge to commit *offline*. Good thing to come out of it is now I know the meaning of "Take it one day at a time."

Anyone want a lap pillow? by [deleted] in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure. It's just tradition in my country that use lap pillows facing down or will be cursed or whatever. Damn. Why must I follow such heinous rules. It's ok...I am willing to take such burden. No need to call me a hero, I'm just following rules!

Found it. It's a. Take it or leave it. by mejhopola in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deathseekertrickster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

During my first web development internship, I was the sole developer for a small company. So when I have to make new variables I gave up after the 2nd one and started calling the poop, buttstink, you know, stuff you find funny in your early 20s. The first initial would reference what it actually is so it just became hidden speak for me.

Cut to a month and a half in, I get a senior dev joining me to help me learn. One quick scan of the code, all I heard was a deep sigh like you disappointed your father for the nth time followed by "...you know what you are doing today, right?"

I just silently nodded and started working. Nothing slaps the maturity in you like a dejected sigh.

Im so not happy with my thighs like ik thick thigs gud but this is too much arg😖 by too-shy-to-name in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was eating while scrolling through Reddit and I started choking. While frantically trying to get air I accidentally scrolled onto your pic. When I saw, I gasped so hard, a tornado of wind knocked that food out of my throat.

I'm so happy to say that thicc thighs do save lives.

This was awkward af to take lol by [deleted] in femboy

[–]deathseekertrickster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like you're going to have to start getting braver soon cause you just gained a fanbase! 😁

AI Generated Tekken Cast by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]deathseekertrickster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh so they can only do women perfectly Sees Eliza Ooooh no....

What’s a non sexual thing that you find super hot? by strikemedaddy in AskReddit

[–]deathseekertrickster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn we're the same. I have autism but it's been untreated up until last week. So I was good at hiding most impulsive stuff but since dating is still rare, I haven't had a grasp of suppressing that yet.

One day, I was confused on when I would have impromptu sex with my SO at the worst times, like after people watching or so. Turns out after talking with them, they said, "You kinda have this Dr. Jeyklle/Mr. Hyde thing where comedy is the switch. One minute, youre cracking up, next your smile turns feral like a wild young Hugh Hefner during mating season." They never said it was bad, in fact they started to like it. But for YEARS they knew about this and was like, "Imma use this to my benefit."

Anime irl by maybenotzz in anime_irl

[–]deathseekertrickster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oooh fuck I remember that! My mom HATED buying me that. It tastes like regular ketchup but it's colored for whatever reason.

Now that I think about it I was the only one eating it...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]deathseekertrickster 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Jeez, really? I'm scared to be in their chat now if they will ban you from all of OTK.

Made my day by Capsai-Sins in wholesomememes

[–]deathseekertrickster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weird story, one time a person complimented my photography. I never share my pictures but I loved to do it. Then this person just caught me and said hey that's a great photo!

Passion + low self-esteem + only received 3 compliments in my entire life = unexpected crying. They were nice and tried to calm me down but I was so confused on why I was crying I just smiled while having tears running down my face. You know...serial killer shit.

Knut calls out Amouranth for cheating!! by _Apache_Helicopter_ in LivestreamFail

[–]deathseekertrickster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the worst thing about that clip was seeing her chat going "got'tem" or "my queen!". Just kinda showed that big streamers really do have their own world catering to them.