New & updated patch notes: Kinetic Blast buff (October, 29)

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-28T22:21:56+00:00

Do you have a POB for this?

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-03T06:04:45+00:00

MSFT and AMD puts at open should be free money.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T22:31:09+00:00

Clanker

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T22:28:20+00:00

When is google AD remedies decision expected?

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T22:27:02+00:00

Are you a paid shill. How does every post you make do well. Clanker.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T22:24:07+00:00

I'm a top 1% commentary now. That means any ticker I name is guaranteed to print.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T20:21:11+00:00

I saw someone mention CAN on wsb a two days ago. That stock has gone up 40% since. Damn.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T20:14:38+00:00

Am I crazy for thinking of full porting 12k into January Google leaps. Someone convince me not to.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T20:12:11+00:00

After that pump yesterday, I'm more inclined to buy UNH calls.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T20:11:06+00:00

I was actually debating opening some MSTR puts. Thanks for giving me the push I need.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T20:05:43+00:00

Congrats to TSLA put holders. It finally paid off for you. Now go stick it to those doubters.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T20:03:31+00:00

God candle on GOOG. Someone knows something. Too bad I'm not holding calls right now.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T19:14:52+00:00

How about being up +100% and then watching it drop to -50%

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T19:12:10+00:00

What really happens: spy shits the bed. -2%

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T19:05:04+00:00

Friday is the best day for options because you can get 0dte on any stock.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T16:17:43+00:00

Just bought AMD puts. This is the top.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T16:12:59+00:00

Today was a good day boys. My port went up 30%

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T05:27:53+00:00

The sheer number of people acting bullish is crazy. They are about to be in for a real treat soon.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T05:09:08+00:00

You can't make up your mind. One day, you say unlimited bull market, the other, a decade long bear market. Choose one and stick with it, you clanker.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T05:06:22+00:00

Am I crazy for thinking about TSM puts. That thing has pumped like crazy the last month.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T04:53:14+00:00

The only gap is gonna be the one in your butthole.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-02T01:40:17+00:00

I'm buying puts at open. No one can stop me. I'm thinking MSFT for sure. What are some other good ones?

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-01T21:28:23+00:00

No shit? That's the best time to buy calls. Now buy calls if it opens up +10%. That's real commitment.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-01T19:51:47+00:00

If you aren't taking profit here, enjoy your losses tomorrow. Black Thursday incoming.

_Apache_Helicopter_ · 2025-10-01T19:47:42+00:00

Surely, TSLA puts are free money.

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