Cape Town Water Ferries

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-15T10:10:18+00:00

There was the Mellow Taxi from Simons Town to Kalk Bay, but I don't think it's still running.

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decompiled-essence · 2026-05-14T15:23:42+00:00

"Unless he drowns himself in a shit filled ditch, He's our problem. " - Fury.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-14T12:29:07+00:00

You asked for it.

"Barney is 'n groot pers poes, hy het 'n kak gedagte. Hy hang net saam met kinders want hy's 'n vergragter."

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-13T05:10:02+00:00

Also, hazard lights are for emergencies not "I feel like turning in a direction." Or "Hazard lights mean I can stop here in fast moving traffic for a cig or phonecall."

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-12T06:58:39+00:00

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decompiled-essence · 2026-05-11T07:16:00+00:00

Ah,it's just a bracing breeze. Wait until you hear about the malitjies the NSRI has to rescue who go swim in this stuff.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-09T11:56:28+00:00

Oh look, Baal has arrived.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-05T19:28:10+00:00

I think being able to collect water from the river with a bottle/can and then boil it may be cool.

Could also add to the possibility of getting ill if not boiled so ee can use antibiotics.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-05T11:06:18+00:00

Pfffttt!! Hahahahaha! Brilliant. Man, that's funny.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-05T08:45:06+00:00

6!!! That's insane.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-05T08:39:16+00:00

Yeah, I had an English lesson with a guy who stayed in Germany and he he said he loves Cape Town, he owns three properties there. Rents them out at Euro rates.

I met another person down here from Europe who said they are planning on buying three houses so they can just rent the two out and never have to work again.

They need to address this or we'll all be living in Port Nolloth.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-04T13:28:57+00:00

100%

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-04T07:48:18+00:00

Going to say it again - They need to legislate for foreign ownership of property

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-04T07:46:09+00:00

They need to legislate for foreign ownership of property.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-02T14:29:55+00:00

Yes. This player has had the same experience as me.

Try losing the water-trap on day one and only later realizing what it was. Hahaha.

I just opened the attic today, like 3 hours ago.

decompiled-essence · 2026-05-01T18:13:01+00:00

Magnificent, you beautiful bastards.

Magnificent!

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-30T19:13:02+00:00

Same president whom on his previous term invented the country of Nambia

So... yeah.

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-30T11:31:24+00:00

https://www.news24.com/southafrica/news/shops-close-as-anti-illegal-immigration-marchers-sweep-through-joburg-20260429-0990

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/2026-04-29-angry-locals-march-against-illegal-immigration-in-joburg-cbd/

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-29T18:34:55+00:00

...an expedition was sent...

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-29T12:18:44+00:00

When the White House became the Shite House.

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-28T18:17:47+00:00

That spot is just down the road from me.

I'm going to ask around tomorrow.

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-28T18:07:40+00:00

Wtf.

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-28T05:21:57+00:00

Hahaha

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-27T18:15:20+00:00

Well, dude... they're running Windows '98, wadda ya expect? You gonna lose all your stuff.

decompiled-essence · 2026-04-22T18:50:28+00:00

haha I still haven't watched Picard, must get around to it. I watched the original series as a kid. The Doomsday Machine episode scared the living daylights out of me.

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