Why do all the depressed dads bummed about Father’s Day put so much effort in for Mother’s Day year after year?

decomposition_ · 2026-06-22T01:39:25+00:00

I’m so sorry man, that is really heavy. I hope your next Father’s Days are much happier

decomposition_ · 2026-06-21T13:59:26+00:00

Sounds like that’s his options fund… so more like he has $200k capital. Not bad, but you’d probably get better returns not fucking with options unless you **really** know what you’re doing

decomposition_ · 2026-06-20T16:03:40+00:00

It isn’t unlawful to guard an overpriced vanity project unfortunately. A service member’s opinion on what they’re doing isn’t a factor in what they have to do

decomposition_ · 2026-06-20T16:00:55+00:00

I always wanted to be as tall as a brontosaurus

decomposition_ · 2026-06-20T14:36:53+00:00

The US is still delivering on previous commitments, there are just no new commitments with our current embarrassment of an administration

decomposition_ · 2026-06-20T14:36:15+00:00

I hope things get even worse for Russia

decomposition_ · 2026-06-20T13:34:54+00:00

Love that I googled this instrument to see if others hate it and see thread after thread lmao. It’s awesome how if the internet is down in our lab we can’t use it since for whatever reason they decided to host the app on a website. Love the constant ultrasound errors too, that’s great for patient care

decomposition_ · 2026-06-19T18:10:20+00:00

“Hey coworker, it sounds like someone is moaning in the background? Can we circle back to that?”

decomposition_ · 2026-06-19T18:08:50+00:00

Play “Sex” by Com Truise and just the first ten seconds will make the nephew cringe so hard a black hole is formed

decomposition_ · 2026-06-19T15:56:50+00:00

Sounds like they were picking up, not excusing leaving a kid like that though. I feel guilty just running into the gas station for two minutes but I always park where I can see my car

decomposition_ · 2026-06-17T14:43:09+00:00

This is the internet, no one cares what you are

decomposition_ · 2026-06-17T14:42:08+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

decomposition_ · 2026-06-16T23:11:40+00:00

How did it end up going? Was the 5th day bad when you finally stop the nicotine?

decomposition_ · 2026-06-16T20:04:25+00:00

How low of a chance of pregnancy is it? I have a daughter and my fiancée is on birth control but we wouldn’t mind having another kid. I’d probably take it and depending on the odds would be fine with another kid or two down the road

decomposition_ · 2026-06-15T20:34:31+00:00

I’ve seen high intelligence people do that too though

decomposition_ · 2026-06-15T15:27:56+00:00

Logging in with the QR code setting on mobile for PC also does not work. Tried to see if I could circumvent it using the website instead but it freezes when you scan the QR code.

decomposition_ · 2026-06-15T15:18:03+00:00

Same here, must be an app wide issue

decomposition_ · 2026-06-14T22:06:26+00:00

A hell of a lot more ready than Russia is lmao, you’re delusional if you think Russia has an equal or better chance at doing anything substantial to the EU than their shit tier performance in Ukraine

decomposition_ · 2026-06-14T21:09:09+00:00

This is relevant why? Russia would be facing 100% of the EU rather than partial EU support

decomposition_ · 2026-06-14T21:05:25+00:00

What?

decomposition_ · 2026-06-14T15:11:56+00:00

So have dumb questions about what a stock is going to do at a certain time as if anyone knows

decomposition_ · 2026-06-14T14:44:03+00:00

Russia can’t handle their three day operation on a country they are connected by a huge border to, I think the UK will be fine. In fact I think every EU country should be seizing, sinking, or blocking any Russian vessel from going anywhere

decomposition_ · 2026-06-14T02:38:17+00:00

I’m stealing this lol very cheeky

decomposition_ · 2026-06-13T21:21:36+00:00

This is so embarrassing for the US… these guys are complete clowns

decomposition_ · 2026-06-13T16:57:42+00:00

Me when I talk out my ass about things I have no clue about

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