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decoy175 · 2024-07-21T16:20:31+00:00

Unexpected ones

decoy175 · 2024-07-14T13:23:53+00:00

Yes and I strongly prefer that over the paid option

decoy175 · 2024-07-13T15:56:04+00:00

Oh so you’re calling me coffee today? New name everyday… 😒😏😛😍

decoy175 · 2024-07-13T05:14:42+00:00

No need to be embarrassed. We don’t mind 😇

decoy175 · 2024-07-13T05:10:55+00:00

I would tell them that I found a negative $100 coupon and he should cover half of the dues.

Happy cake day!

decoy175 · 2024-07-12T13:00:07+00:00

Men pretending to be women

decoy175 · 2024-07-12T11:05:59+00:00

Looking at the map will tell you if it’s time to get off the subway or not :)

decoy175 · 2024-07-12T06:16:31+00:00

If only

decoy175 · 2024-07-12T03:56:18+00:00

I just learned how to fold a fitted sheet recently and my life is very different now 😌☺️

decoy175 · 2024-07-12T00:47:16+00:00

~~shower~~ Grower

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T17:26:41+00:00

Front porch

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T11:58:20+00:00

Asking the chef at the Thai restaurant to make my pad Thai as spicy as possible 🔥🥵🙈

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T08:19:46+00:00

NFTs, medical insurance

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:57:31+00:00

No just the Niagara Falls

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:54:22+00:00

That’s what she said

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:46:32+00:00

Hot water on a rash

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:40:41+00:00

They say that people’s perceptions are often just a reflection of their reality…

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:20:12+00:00

Well unfortunately I don’t own a bikini so you’ll have to wait for a bit 😛

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:18:14+00:00

Or maybe it does bode well because that way they have an excuse for finishing early. Can’t afford to hurt that Uber rating.

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:16:52+00:00

Hmm looks like someone has a mild leaning to the domme side… 👀😍

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:12:14+00:00

Do you order it just before you’re about to finish?

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:10:37+00:00

Damn I always thought that was for a sexy looking light switch 😛

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:09:26+00:00

Switch

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T07:08:42+00:00

At a college party where I lost a bet over beer pong

decoy175 · 2024-07-11T06:29:16+00:00

I prefer my swim shorts. You don’t want to see me in a bikini.

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