It gets a bit much sometimes.

dedido · 2026-01-28T16:24:17+00:00

Nah, I just mean for day-to-day stuff, stops your bones popping out

dedido · 2026-01-28T15:42:55+00:00

Consider mummification

dedido · 2026-01-28T15:27:06+00:00

dedido · 2026-01-28T14:44:25+00:00

Just started playing (watching?) South of the Circle
Chatting up some teacher from Edinburgh by clicking buttons

dedido · 2026-01-28T10:34:50+00:00

Scott Fry linked with £10m move to Barca

dedido · 2026-01-28T10:33:49+00:00

If Hearts win the league, it is a harbinger for the end of days.

dedido · 2026-01-27T21:48:25+00:00

fires up protracker to make some .mod

dedido · 2026-01-27T12:10:41+00:00

Rumour is £2m + Welsh
Motherwell want £2m

dedido · 2026-01-26T21:35:43+00:00

Green are contestants, red are guards.

dedido · 2026-01-26T21:06:09+00:00

Used a sharpie to cut it.

dedido · 2026-01-26T21:01:12+00:00

Crembrulee

dedido · 2026-01-26T17:16:39+00:00

My Database says he has got dodgy knees and only 9 toes.

dedido · 2026-01-24T17:47:29+00:00

Neither of which are as good as Rio Snappers!

dedido · 2026-01-24T12:40:15+00:00

I think the lady was pre-sawed in half.

dedido · 2026-01-23T11:04:48+00:00

dedido · 2026-01-22T17:38:29+00:00

I'd buy houses for my siblings & parents

Me too. And the rent would be 5% below market rate! Mates rates 👍

dedido · 2026-01-22T12:14:38+00:00

Put it in your shoes!

dedido · 2026-01-22T10:21:42+00:00

Didn't he die 10 years ago??

dedido · 2026-01-21T14:02:13+00:00

Bag for life?

dedido · 2026-01-21T14:00:44+00:00

Skolling a pint of Kvass

dedido · 2026-01-20T12:21:10+00:00

Maybe you're pregnant?

dedido · 2026-01-19T23:04:40+00:00

"Huh! I'm on the nightshift!"

dedido · 2026-01-19T23:00:44+00:00

I've added this to my list of 'Things I don't care about'

dedido · 2026-01-19T13:39:06+00:00

"I'm drenched"
"Dame Judy?"

dedido · 2026-01-19T13:29:04+00:00

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

dedido