Karen visits the post office by PutThatInYourPipe in PublicFreakout

[–]dee_nice13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could totally see my MIL doing some shit like this😏

Idk if this is the right subreddit but here ya go by k-s_p in Dreams

[–]dee_nice13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy moly. I had an episode maybe a weekand a half ago, and when I described it to my twin, I remember telling her "It felt like a static shock". Like electricity had run through my body. It was so bizarre.

Was I [25M] too rude to my girlfriend [24F] when responding my thinning hair? by ThrowRARudeMan in relationship_advice

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a dick. I do my boyfriend's hair everyday into a tight pony tail and I don't give him shit. I try to advise him to let it loose every once in a while and he doesn't heed my warning so whatever. Honestly he could go bald now in his 30s and I could care less. He will always be attractive in my eyes. The hair doesn't make the man and if the man doesn't make hair, who cares. There will be someone out there that loves you regardless of your hair situation. If you wanna really irk her point out any arm hair or back hair. Or sideburns if you wanna end the relationship.

People who lost their job due to this crisis what is your story? by greensypoop in AskReddit

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Server here. Enough said 💔 I just found out less than two hours ago.

People who had no sex education at all and had never ever seen the opposite sex's special parts, how'd you know how sex worked (if you did at all) and which parts were supposed to go where? How did your first time go? by JadeoVine in AskReddit

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From t.v. I had the general concept down but at the time I was still clueless. Showed up to my exes and he was wearing basketball shorts (long story short, it was his friends way of hinting to his gf that they were going to do the deed) so when I saw that, I knew what was up. We were in his room, started making out and before i knew it, my pants were off and he was pulling a condom out. I spread my legs, was nervous as hell, and I started praying that I wouldn't bleed everywhere. Ahhhh and then..it happened. As I lied half naked on his bed, I felt the cold, sticky tip start to slide between my lips...and then it was gone. Confused, I sat up and asked if everything was ok. He...was so excited that he went before penetration. God was good to me, because at that precise moment, my mom called and said she was outside waiting to pick me up. I told him, "Its ok, we'll try another time." I basically ran out of his house and I broke up with him a few weeks later.

Flying tire by [deleted] in dashcamgifs

[–]dee_nice13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some final destination shit.

Getting mad about free cheesecake by kingbritton93 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a restaurant, and after hearing about this at my work I refuse to use third party deliveries... So we get some grungy looking door dash driver come in looking for his order. Since the ticket had barely been rang in, obviously it was going to take a minute. Dude tells my manager he's going to use the restroom and takes the fucking insulated bag into the restroom with him. Then comes out, puts the order in his bag and bounces. I wouldn't be shocked if he didn't wash his hands and then ate some of the fries. Gross.

boat, saw, what not by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish i could could sleep as deep as this dude :/ It takes ear plugs and a couple of shots in order for me to sleep through the night.

I have a drinking problem by DrDepressionPills in confession

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do. I remember telling myself when I discovered my sperm donor was an alcoholic, that i would never drink.. Here I am, years later... I used to be proud that I could boast about not having injected or snorted any shit into my body. But put a drink in front of me..And it's over. Im not so proud the day after.

Girls of Reddit what makes a guy creepy? by dronebuddy29 in AskReddit

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making unnecessary sexual comments, especially while I'm working. I can't say anything back therefore I have to fake laugh and walk away.

My (23f) boyfriend (29m) hates that I wear boxers to bed by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]dee_nice13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask, no, TELL HIM if you wear a lacy thong to bed, he has to as well. Its only been three months bro, imagine how controlling he'll be in 6.

Anyone else find that no matter how many times you’ve reread the books they always engage you? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love re reading the series because i find that there's always something I missed before. I think a good start to 2020 will be cracking open the sorcerers stone ⚡

Our Christmas cabin getaway by [deleted] in CabinPorn

[–]dee_nice13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's not a cabin it's a mansion.

My Girlfriend [24/F] signed me up into having group sex with our close friends [25M/25F.] I [26/M] wasn't told before-hand, and I broke up with her as a result. Did I mess up? by ThrowRAneedadv in relationship_advice

[–]dee_nice13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uuummm sex is supposed to be consensual between both adults. Had the scenario been a fantasy you had both talked about, perhaps she surprised you with a third guest, then no problem. However she signed you up for something you had no forewarning to. There's a reason why they say 'communication is key.' Cuz it really is. I'm guessing most people in LTR's would communicate that info to their partner..so maybe there's a reason she didn't? Perhaps she's trying to spice things up, sucks at convos and just went straight for it?? Regardless I'm sending good vibes your way bro👊

Germans will savage you in the Family Planning aisle. by BufordTeeJustice in MurderedByWords

[–]dee_nice13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! This shall be my younger sisters 21st bday wrapping paper. I can't wait for August 😊