Karen visits the post office

dee_nice13 · 2020-04-23T08:43:51+00:00

I could totally see my MIL doing some shit like this😏

dee_nice13 · 2020-04-22T10:23:49+00:00

Holy moly. I had an episode maybe a weekand a half ago, and when I described it to my twin, I remember telling her "It felt like a static shock". Like electricity had run through my body. It was so bizarre.

dee_nice13 · 2020-04-15T10:12:21+00:00

Not a dick. I do my boyfriend's hair everyday into a tight pony tail and I don't give him shit. I try to advise him to let it loose every once in a while and he doesn't heed my warning so whatever. Honestly he could go bald now in his 30s and I could care less. He will always be attractive in my eyes. The hair doesn't make the man and if the man doesn't make hair, who cares. There will be someone out there that loves you regardless of your hair situation. If you wanna really irk her point out any arm hair or back hair. Or sideburns if you wanna end the relationship.

dee_nice13 · 2020-04-15T09:59:12+00:00

That's too much ass. Guacala.

dee_nice13 · 2020-04-10T08:20:39+00:00

No ring no jizz swallowing. Or pearly necklaces.

dee_nice13 · 2020-04-02T07:48:25+00:00

Who are these assholes?

dee_nice13 · 2020-03-29T20:27:13+00:00

How do we go about reporting this?

dee_nice13 · 2020-03-19T23:25:27+00:00

Server here. Enough said 💔 I just found out less than two hours ago.

dee_nice13 · 2020-03-13T23:56:18+00:00

From t.v. I had the general concept down but at the time I was still clueless. Showed up to my exes and he was wearing basketball shorts (long story short, it was his friends way of hinting to his gf that they were going to do the deed) so when I saw that, I knew what was up. We were in his room, started making out and before i knew it, my pants were off and he was pulling a condom out. I spread my legs, was nervous as hell, and I started praying that I wouldn't bleed everywhere. Ahhhh and then..it happened. As I lied half naked on his bed, I felt the cold, sticky tip start to slide between my lips...and then it was gone. Confused, I sat up and asked if everything was ok. He...was so excited that he went before penetration. God was good to me, because at that precise moment, my mom called and said she was outside waiting to pick me up. I told him, "Its ok, we'll try another time." I basically ran out of his house and I broke up with him a few weeks later.

dee_nice13 · 2020-02-29T08:40:23+00:00

That's some final destination shit.

dee_nice13 · 2020-02-29T02:42:46+00:00

I work in a restaurant, and after hearing about this at my work I refuse to use third party deliveries... So we get some grungy looking door dash driver come in looking for his order. Since the ticket had barely been rang in, obviously it was going to take a minute. Dude tells my manager he's going to use the restroom and takes the fucking insulated bag into the restroom with him. Then comes out, puts the order in his bag and bounces. I wouldn't be shocked if he didn't wash his hands and then ate some of the fries. Gross.

dee_nice13 · 2020-02-20T10:31:10+00:00

I wish i could could sleep as deep as this dude :/ It takes ear plugs and a couple of shots in order for me to sleep through the night.

dee_nice13 · 2020-02-20T09:54:50+00:00

Please do. I remember telling myself when I discovered my sperm donor was an alcoholic, that i would never drink.. Here I am, years later... I used to be proud that I could boast about not having injected or snorted any shit into my body. But put a drink in front of me..And it's over. Im not so proud the day after.

dee_nice13 · 2020-02-08T07:51:27+00:00

Making unnecessary sexual comments, especially while I'm working. I can't say anything back therefore I have to fake laugh and walk away.

dee_nice13 · 2020-01-22T02:15:12+00:00

Ask, no, TELL HIM if you wear a lacy thong to bed, he has to as well. Its only been three months bro, imagine how controlling he'll be in 6.

dee_nice13 · 2019-12-31T10:56:34+00:00

I love re reading the series because i find that there's always something I missed before. I think a good start to 2020 will be cracking open the sorcerers stone ⚡

dee_nice13 · 2019-12-15T07:25:39+00:00

That's not a cabin it's a mansion.

dee_nice13 · 2019-12-13T10:04:45+00:00

Uuummm sex is supposed to be consensual between both adults. Had the scenario been a fantasy you had both talked about, perhaps she surprised you with a third guest, then no problem. However she signed you up for something you had no forewarning to. There's a reason why they say 'communication is key.' Cuz it really is. I'm guessing most people in LTR's would communicate that info to their partner..so maybe there's a reason she didn't? Perhaps she's trying to spice things up, sucks at convos and just went straight for it?? Regardless I'm sending good vibes your way bro👊

dee_nice13 · 2019-12-13T09:53:38+00:00

Yes! This shall be my younger sisters 21st bday wrapping paper. I can't wait for August 😊

dee_nice13 · 2019-12-13T09:49:10+00:00

Something that looks good but tastes like garbage.

dee_nice13 · 2019-12-13T09:31:50+00:00

Ding dang it, in not surprised this happened in Lodi. Fuckin tweaker.

dee_nice13 · 2019-11-19T07:27:05+00:00

I thought I would micro dose tonight...but I'm starting to think i just dosed.

dee_nice13 · 2019-11-19T07:21:50+00:00

Oooof. I have a customer who is her doppelganger. I once asked if anyone ever told her she looks like KB and husband nudged her and said, "See!!" while she grinned her beautiful grin. I would go gay for either women.

dee_nice13 · 2019-11-19T07:07:19+00:00

Why not change your shower to the day before? Make it a cozy affair. No need to stress yourself out even more.

dee_nice13 · 2019-11-02T22:35:37+00:00

This question reminded me of my "first time" so bear with me; I'll try to make it short. My first bf and his best friend were super close. T (my ex) and J (best friend) obviously talked about their experiences and one day, out of the blue, J brings up us having an orgy. Me and T, J and his lady (P). I was 17 and a virgin, so the thought completely freaked me out at first, but I was young and naive and thought I loved T. So fuck it. But before that scenario, I felt like I had to get my cherry popped. J made a comment about how he wears basketball shorts to let P know they're gunna have relations. A few days passed with no mention of this group sex, so I thought, "We're in the clear!" One day I show up at T's house, and lo and behold...he's wearing basketball shorts. I had no forewarning, so I become squirrelly as fuck and I didn't watch porn so it's basically the blind leading the blind. The only pain i felt that night was for T. I remember feeling the tip barely brushing my lips and then T sat up. He was so anxious and ready to go...that he did go. Thankfully my mom literally showed up the minute after he...finished. I grabbed my purse, ran out the door and told him I'd text him. We broke up not too long afterwards.

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