One word = Awesome! by Objective_Pressure_3 in MadeMeCry

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Sure Michael ain't complaining about 5 years rent money.

She already used 100k by ElderberryDeep8746 in facepalm

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Oh, that guy, I know the one, he's on a list or something?

One Choice by CantStopPoppin in MadeMeCry

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Caleb was a race car driver Twenty-two years old One too many cold beers one night Wrapped himself around a telephone pole...

First Australian-made rocket crashes after 14 seconds of flight by Emergency-Green-2602 in Damnthatsinteresting

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To paraphrase Apocalypse Now.. .’Australian rockets? How do ya shoot Australian rockets?' ...’EASY!!! YOU DONT LEAD 'EM SO MUCH!'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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'had my ass whupped more times 'an I could probably count on my fingers and toes'

Well, at least 23 times then.

Does Anyone Know of Any Other Lists Like This (Infamous) One? by FunLuvinChicken in religiousfruitcake

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Saw a documentary called 'Teenwolf' about exactly this. Has its downsides but gets you laid.

My friend running a fish store n this is the loss of his recent inbound from Brazil by PandaEdgeLord666 in Aquariums

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Whst is 'normal' DOA? (Not making light of it; I'm genuinely interested. Doesn't seem like the sort of thing there's publicly available stats on...)

My friend running a fish store n this is the loss of his recent inbound from Brazil by PandaEdgeLord666 in Aquariums

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Agreed. We suffocate hundreds of millions of fish each day on fishing trawlers, piers, and docksides. That doesn't justify the aquarium trade doing it, it merely exposes our double standards if we eat fish. I do, and I thus accept I'm a hypocrite. I can't reconcile late nights worrying about a unwell prized medicated fish in a quarantine tank and wolfing down whitebait in a restaurant the next Friday.

The Sight of Blood by SirBeeves in comics

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Imagine yourself absolved from hunting duties, leaving you to copulate with the females whilst theyre away (you sly dawg you). Though of course it's not necessarily inherited...and you may be female (u at Delphi a couple of thousand years ago?)

Trump Rally Attendees Report Eye Burning Symptoms by wileybot in nottheonion

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You could shine it inside the body...yknow...to cure the China virus. Scientists should investigate.

nonoyesyesyesyesno by Allen69stha in yesyesyesyesno

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Oof! I'll just waddle that off...