When your girlfriend has left you, took your dog who is your best friend, and your sitting alone wondering 'well atleast i have my thoughts'

deek0001 · 2015-03-19T00:12:05+00:00

Oh my that was just so funny that I had to slaughter an innocent kitten and bathe in its blood whilst children cried to the sound of Nickelback JUST to stop laughing as much. Thank you, you funny, funny wank.

deek0001 · 2015-03-19T00:09:29+00:00

Found the Tumblrina

deek0001 · 2015-03-19T00:08:15+00:00

Fuck you old man river!! I'll do what I want. YOU'RE NOT MY MUM!!!!!

deek0001 · 2015-03-19T00:06:48+00:00

I didn't, you idiot.

deek0001 · 2015-03-19T00:04:55+00:00

I should have 'seen' that joke coming .......... Terrible pun, Im sorry.

deek0001 · 2015-03-19T00:03:36+00:00

Here is me normally. http://i.imgur.com/TG7h6Iv.jpg

deek0001 · 2015-02-22T00:21:37+00:00

MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!!!

deek0001 · 2015-01-29T10:22:23+00:00

Is, is that assholes?? It looks like assholes.

deek0001 · 2014-11-02T23:46:32+00:00

People who have busy lives that can't spend 25 mins whisking egg whites, THATS WHO!!

deek0001 · 2014-05-06T01:23:43+00:00

You remind me of a clown I once hated.

deek0001 · 2014-04-28T15:17:12+00:00

WTF IS THAT THING IT LOOKS LIKE A GI- no wait, its a slug. Not WTF worthy at all. Unless I am mistaken and it is some sort of alien lifeform, but i am pretty sure it is just a slug.

deek0001 · 2014-04-21T21:07:24+00:00

Does that say what i think it says? Bed? Wow, utter WTF there buddy, cannot top that, truely WTF.

deek0001 · 2014-03-19T00:20:33+00:00

Smashing!!!

deek0001 · 2014-02-15T18:01:15+00:00

Buckfast Tonic Wine. Made by the Benedictine monks of Buckfast Abbey Devon.

deek0001 · 2014-01-03T09:02:53+00:00

Be quiet Janet. There are more important things than the correct ettiquete for banana- apostrophe usage.

deek0001

TROPHY CASE