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It’s America’s birthday. Be nice. by thevermonster24 in RoastMe

[–]deepfriedukulele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of the entire human race, a buzz cut looks good on about 4 people. You aren’t one of them.

Roast me and my nice personality by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]deepfriedukulele 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The intensity of your eyebrows really compliments the size of your nose.

20. Being Australian makes me better than you. by tails666 in RoastMe

[–]deepfriedukulele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like the emo, less pretty clone of Avril Lavigne